The Rent Is Too Damn High! [BNG UPDATES]

Standard Aggro Control RW (Boros)

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Creature (10)

• 3x Chandra's Phoenix
• 4x Satyr Firedancer
• 3x Young Pyromancer

Planeswalker (3)

• 2x Chandra, Pyromaster
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Land (23)

• 1x Encroaching Wastes
• 10x Mountain
• 4x Sacred Foundry
• 4x Temple of Silence
• 4x Temple of Triumph

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Chained to the Rocks

Instant (20)

• 4x Boros Charm
• 2x Lightning Strike
• 4x Magma Jet
• 3x Shock
• 3x Skullcrack
• 4x Warleader's Helix

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Spark Trooper

Instant (7)

• 1x Dark Betrayal
• 2x Fated Conflagration
• 3x Searing Blood
• 1x Skullcrack

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Anger of the Gods
• 2x Revoke Existence
• 2x Toil / Trouble

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The Rent Is Too Damn High!

-Jimmy McMillan, The Rent Is Too Damn High Party

"People working eight hours a day forty hours a week and a third job": Your opponents will hate having to get rid of your Phoenixes so many times, as well as getting all of their threats killed off.

"Now I'm back in the game, looking mean and lean": Look at how smug those Young Pyromancers look. Well yeah, they will just summon a token army at instant speed to chump your Polukranos.

"The race may be different, but the message is the same": You trying to race me with your $28 dragons? Nah son, we got recurring flaming peacocks to bust your money-laden buns.

"My mustache and haircut is too damn fly": You seen this phoenix?

"Rent and the deficit is too damn high, Poverty and unemployment both up in the sky, Wages and education is too damn low, Economy recovery is too damn slow": Standard is too damn expensive Jimmy. I mean these Esper players can't even afford breakfastlunchanddinner!

"That the rent around here is too damn absurd": The damage spells around Standard are too damn absurd.

"The people of New York know I ain't no fool": This deck is good. Real good.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 26 - 7 Rares 16 - 6 Uncommons 5 - 2 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.32
Tokens	Elemental 1/1 R, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	Cool