The Second Coming of the Spanker

Commander / EDH* Artifact Battlecruiser BUG (Sultai) Competitive Infinite Combo Ramp

K34

Lands (32)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x City of Traitors
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Gemstone Mine
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Lake of the Dead
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Mishra's Workshop
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Thran Quarry
• 1x Tolarian Academy
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Draw (4)

• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sylvan Library

Endgame (3)

• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Hermit Druid
• 1x Laboratory Maniac

Denial (1)

• 1x Opposition Agent

Ramp (16)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid

Tutors (16)

• 1x Cruel Tutor
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Neoform
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Tinker
• 1x Transmute Artifact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman

Real tender (4)

• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Sanctum Weaver

Power rings (3)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Power Artifact

Commanders (2)

Utility (10)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Biomancer's Familiar
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Leovold, Emissary of Trest
• 1x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Quest for Renewal
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway
• 1x Training Grounds

Removal (9)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Resculpt
• 1x Tear Asunder
• 1x Toxic Deluge

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Sideboard

Utility (30)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Aluren
• 1x Archelos, Lagoon Mystic
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Cloud of Faeries
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Defiler of Dreams
• 1x Destiny Spinner
• 1x Endless Cockroaches
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Mesmeric Orb
• 1x Muldrotha, the Gravetide
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Postmortem Lunge
• 1x Presence of Gond
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Recurring Nightmare
• 1x Sadistic Sacrament
• 1x Second Chance
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sidisi, Brood Tyrant
• 1x Tiller Engine
• 1x Time Sieve
• 1x Time Warp
• 1x Words of Wilding
• 1x Yarok, the Desecrated

Draw (6)

• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Peer into the Abyss
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Tatyova, Benthic Druid
• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

Speculation Engine (4)

• 1x Intruder Alarm
• 1x Mystic Speculation
• 1x Paradox Engine
• 1x Shrieking Drake

Ramp (18)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Blood Celebrant
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Lotus Cobra
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Rootpath Purifier
• 1x Scapeshift
• 1x Splendid Reclamation
• 1x Springleaf Drum
• 1x Squandered Resources
• 1x Talisman of Dominance

Denial (10)

• 1x Arcane Laboratory
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Cursed Totem
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Karn, the Great Creator
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Root Maze
• 1x Stasis
• 1x Trinisphere

Lands (7)

• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Undiscovered Paradise

Dramatic Scepter (2)

• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Isochron Scepter

Bomber Man (1)

• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond

Power rings (1)

• 1x Rings of Brighthearth

Removal (17)

• 1x Ashes to Ashes
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Cannibalize
• 1x Capsize
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Damn
• 1x Extract
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Tormod's Crypt

Tutors (15)

• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Dimir Machinations
• 1x Dizzy Spell
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Fiend Artisan
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Natural Order
• 1x Perplex
• 1x Polymorph
• 1x Reshape
• 1x Spoils of the Vault
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Tutor
• 1x Uncage the Menagerie
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Endgame (6)

• 1x Doomsday
• 1x Oona, Queen of the Fae
• 1x Tainted Pact
• 1x Thassa's Oracle
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

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Maybeboard

Lands (20)

• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Karakas
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 1x Snow-Covered Forest
• 1x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Windswept Heath

Removal (8)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Humility
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Revoke Existence
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Winds of Abandon

Ramp (4)

• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Talisman of Unity

Bomber Man (1)

• 1x Auriok Salvagers

Draw (1)

• 1x Esper Sentinel

Other (1)

• 1x Tymna the Weaver

Real tender (1)

• 1x Faeburrow Elder

Denial (5)

• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Deafening Silence
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Meddling Mage
• 1x Silence

Utility (5)

• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Eerie Interlude
• 1x Eldrazi Displacer
• 1x Gretchen Titchwillow
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Tutors (4)

• 1x Altar of Bone
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Idyllic Tutor

Speculation Engine (1)

• 1x Whitemane Lion

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My play group has no banlist, but I avoid the power 9 all the same. The deck functions through a reliance on tutors and redundancies.

The rocks and dorks are chosen to be aggressive rather than resilient. You gotta strike while the iron is hot, because the deck isn't designed for the long games.

"Power Rings" should be your primary combo, "Real Tender" can be a solid back up. Once you go off, draw into Laboratory Maniac and that's game. If he's dead or exiled you can pull off a win with Finale of Devastation or Capsize, but that's harder to do.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 17 Mythic Rares 58 - 65 Rares 17 - 19 Uncommons 8 - 13 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.94
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Bear 2/2 G, Beast 3/3 G, Boar 2/2 G, Elemental 4/4 UR, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Faerie Rogue 1/1 UB, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Manifest 2/2 C, Saproling 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 C, Thrull 0/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B
Based on	The Spankening Archived K34 EDH