you don't have to name a card in your deck... name Storm Crow... make 'em think there are going to die a bloody death and then you've ended the game. I guess you don't even have to name a card that is a magic card, name a king of spades, a get out of jail free card, or a capitol one credit card or a birthday card from your grandma.

I still don't know why you aren't playing 4 Intervention Pact 4 Pact of the Titan and 4 Summoner's Pact. or at least 2 of each.

and I really really don't know why you ever made this deck!

I think the challenge of killing yourself in the first few turns is important, although those three pacts are just auto wins for your opponent (And you, because you succeeded in your goal).

This is such a good deck, I can't believe it doesn't win! I must make this IRL!

Yup, thanks for the support.

I approve!

Hcassel

I approve your approval.

There's a zero% chance that it matters. You get a +1, you get a +1, you also get +1, everyone gets a +1!

I wonder, what if you put in Boseiju, Who Shelters All? I mean, it makes your Unexpected Results uncounterable.

@Trockenmatt hmm, now that is an idea... It makes Gut Shot uncounterable too.

Actually, you can't use the colorless to pay for Gut Shot, so it doesn't work with Boseiju :'(

oh, yeah.

I don't see how you came up with your life totals.

In the mirror match?

Why don't you just run all the pacts. Such as Summoner's Pact or Pact of the Titan. Then just don't pay the cost. You will consistently win/lose turn 1.

I may make another deck bent on doing that, but this deck is sticking to it's playstyle.

FGKG123

Because that's just as easy as conceding. You need to work hard to give your opponent the win, and probably jump through a lot of hoops.

Hey guys, should I make a primer on this? lol

I'm going to do it XD

Please do. I would love to hear the rage as all the spikes come and rip your strategy apart. The real winner though is the person who had the most fun, not the one that walked away with the most prizes.

Agreed

Needs pacts. See the following: Why Win When You Can Lose? and Why Win When You Can Lose? V2

I want to run this deck with Near-Death Experience so that anybody without haste or Lightning Bolt T1 just loses if I pull it off.

I see you kept my quote! Thanks a ton, I still can't overcome how awesome this deck is.

Thanks and yes, I love your quote. I couldn't stand just getting rid of it.

@kengiczar - allthough that would be fun, it doesn't fit the deck.

@StealthyGunnar - I'm going to keep the deck revolving around Fastbond right now. But that is what the primer is for. I think it mentions the pacts.