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Commander / EDH BGW (Abzan, Junk) Counters Infinite Combo Tokens Weenie

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Creature (32)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Corpsejack Menace
• 1x Elvish Farmer
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Hell's Caretaker
• 1x Juniper Order Ranger
• 1x Korozda Guildmage
• 1x Lumberknot
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Mortician Beetle
• 1x Mycologist
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Pallid Mycoderm
• 1x Plaguemaw Beast
• 1x Psychotrope Thallid
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Rhys the Redeemed
• 1x Savra, Queen of the Golgari
• 1x Scourge of Skola Vale
• 1x Selesnya Guildmage
• 1x Sigil Captain
• 1x Skirsdag High Priest
• 1x Sporesower Thallid
• 1x Sporoloth Ancient
• 1x Thallid Germinator
• 1x Thelon of Havenwood
• 1x Twilight Drover
• 1x Unruly Mob
• 1x Utopia Mycon
• 1x Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter
• 1x Voice of Resurgence

Land (35)

• 1x Brushland
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 5x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x High Market
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 4x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Death's Presence
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Field of Souls
• 1x Gate to Phyrexia
• 1x Golgari Germination
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Promise of Bunrei

Artifact (2)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Phyrexian Altar

Instant (8)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Aura Mutation
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Hunger of the Howlpack
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Tragic Slip

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Altar of Bone
• 1x Bone Splinters
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Skulltap
• 1x Unearth
• 1x Vindicate

Commander (1)

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We've all had jobs like that. The employee mill. Where the turnover percentage is in triple digits and no one bothers learning anyone else's name. If sales is a numbers game, then this job is even moreso; burn through enough candidates and you're bound to get at least someone who can cut it. This deck hires massive numbers of the desperate and unemployed, and if they stick around long enough to be a benefit, that's just an added bonus. Realistically, they're more than likely going to get that dreaded-but-not-unanticipated "call into the manager's office" before they even get the key to their desk drawer. If only there was a way to benefit from all of the outrageous turnover...

Oh wait! There is!

Combos to get infinite sacrifices:
Ghave, Guru of Spores + Ashnod's Altar + Sigil Captain /Juniper Order Ranger = infinite colorless mana/sacrifices
Ghave, Guru of Spores + Doubling Season + Earthcraft = infinite colored mana/tokens

Once our sacrifices go infinite, there are a variety of abuses for it.
Grave Pact/Martyr's Bond = creature killing
Falkenrath Noble /Blood Artist= direct damage
Savra, Queen of the Golgari = life gain
Champion of Lambholt/ Mortician Beetle /Death's Presence = beefing
Fecundity = draws

If you don't like it, tell me why! I'm open to any and all suggestions.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.06
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Demon 5/5 B, Elemental */* GW, Elf Warrior 1/1 GW, Saproling 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 W