Michael Caine

Modern Control Enchantment WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (5)

• 1x Bruna, the Fading Light  ^Meld
• 2x Gisela, the Broken Blade  ^Meld
• 2x Underworld Coinsmith

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis

Land (20)

• 2x Caves of Koilos
• 2x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 7x Plains
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 7x Swamp

Enchantment (24)

• 3x Blood Reckoning
• 4x Hissing Miasma
• 4x Journey to Nowhere
• 3x Myth Realized
• 4x Oblivion Ring
• 2x One Thousand Lashes
• 4x Pillory of the Sleepless

Instant (10)

• 2x Anguished Unmaking
• 3x Grasp of Darkness
• 2x Mortify
• 3x Unmake

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Dismember

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You haven't even got a name tag! You've got no chance.

Why don't you just fall down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYQ-u9mnUGw

The name of the deck is pretty much an inside joke. Not intended to say the deck is overly powerful, but can definitely lock a certain number of decks down.

Lock down creatures with enchantments and slowly bleed your enemy to death. Myth Realized, Sorin, Grim Nemesis, Gisela, the Broken Blade  , and Bruna, the Fading Light   (Brisela, Voice of Nightmares    ) thrown in to speed things along.

Suggestions should fit within the general theme of the deck. Yes, economy is a factor. ie don't tell me to take out a card that has cmc of 2-3 for one that has a cmc of 6-7. That's just silly.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 8 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.98
Tokens	Vampire Knight 1/1 B
Folders	decks to check out