The True Gay Agenda(TM)

Commander / EDH Group Hug RGWU

Edgewalker007

Land (35)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Forest
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 2x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rith's Grove
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Spirebluff Canal
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Treva's Ruins
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Instant (4)

• 1x Electrodominance
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Creature (25)

• 1x Atemsis, All-Seeing
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Grothama, All-Devouring
• 1x Horizon Chimera
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Irencrag Pyromancer
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core AugurGC
• 1x Kami of the Crescent Moon
• 1x Kefnet the Mindful
• 1x Kiyomaro, First to Stand *f-pre*
• 1x Kruphix, God of Horizons
• 1x Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix
• 1x Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist
• 1x Masumaro, First to Live
• 1x Nin, the Pain Artist
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, Parun
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Sturmgeist
• 1x Swans of Bryn Argoll
• 1x Syr Elenora, the Discerning
• 1x Tishana, Voice of Thunder
• 1x Viseling
• 1x Walking Archive
• 1x Xyris, the Writhing Storm

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Distorting Wake
• 1x Master the Way
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Prosperity
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise
• 1x Time Wipe

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Mu Yanling
• 1x Narset Transcendent
• 1x Ral Zarek
• 1x Teferi, Time Raveler

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Bulwark
• 1x Decree of Silence
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Fevered Visions
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Parallel Thoughts
• 1x Psychic Corrosion
• 1x Quarantine Field
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Smothering TitheGC
• 1x Standstill
• 1x Well of Ideas

Artifact (12)

• 1x Black Vise
• 1x Ebony Owl Netsuke
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Infiltration Lens
• 1x Misers' Cage
• 1x Skullcage
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Venser's Journal

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Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis are a canon gay couple, so I wanted to build a deck around them. Since a friend in my playgroup already had a K&T deck (a slightly upgraded version of the pre-con that still very much focused on the group hug aspect), I decided to take things in a different direction, and be a little tongue-in-cheek. Haters love to say we gay people are here to corrupt everything according to our dastardly Gay Agenda(TM), so I said, "well why the heck not?", and this deck plays right into that idea. I present: the True Gay Agenda(TM)!

This deck looks to make everyone at the table draw as many cards as possible, but then punish all my opponents for every card. It's simple, straight(haha)forward, and beautifully efficient, since by the time my opponents realize my boons are in fact curses, it's too late. I laugh in my corner and sip another mimosa.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 50 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.88
Tokens	Emblem Narset Transcendent, Snake 1/1 G, Treasure