The Ultimate Decklist of Ultimate Destiny

Commander / EDH

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Creature (25)

• 1x Acquisition Octopus
• 1x Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
• 1x Archetype of Aggression
• 1x Baral, Chief of Compliance
• 1x Captain Rex Nebula
• 1x Disruptive Student
• 1x Edgin, Larcenous Lutenist
• 1x Floodhound
• 1x Gandalf the Grey
• 1x Gandalf the White
• 1x General Kudro of Drannith
• 1x Haktos the Unscarred
• 1x Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
• 1x Kamahl, Pit Fighter
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Oathsworn Knight
• 1x Ovalchase Daredevil
• 1x Pugnacious Pugilist
• 1x Siani, Eye of the Storm
• 1x Tenacious Underdog
• 1x Timothar, Baron of Bats
• 1x Toshiro Umezawa
• 1x Veteran Explorer
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
• 1x Zilortha, Strength Incarnate

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Domri Rade
• 1x Karn, Scion of Urza
• 1x Teferi, Master of Time
• 1x The Royal Scions

Instant (14)

• 1x Acrobatic Maneuver
• 1x Aerial Boost
• 1x Bite Down
• 1x Crushing Pain
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Healing Salve
• 1x Knockout Blow
• 1x Narrow Escape
• 1x Prizefight
• 1x Spy Network
• 1x Swift Kick
• 1x Totally Lost
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Vault Skyward

Land (34)

• 5x Forest
• 5x Island
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 6x Plains
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 7x Swamp

Artifact (6)

• 1x Arc Spitter
• 1x Mysterious Limousine
• 1x Necrogen Spellbomb
• 1x Optimus Prime, Autobot Leader  ^Flip
• 1x Trusty Machete
• 1x Vial of Poison

Commander (1)

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Daring Demolition
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Mob Rule
• 1x Neverending Torment
• 1x Pain / Suffering
• 1x Rile
• 1x Savage Swipe
• 1x Selvala's Stampede
• 1x Spinning Wheel Kick
• 1x Vanquish the Horde
• 1x Vengeance

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Angelic Chorus
• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Rabble Rousing
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Witness Protection

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Making the meme pile that was the original list into a somewhat functioning Commander deck! Legends matter, of course, with how legendary this battle was. Put on 'Custom' categories to see the lyrics! (they might be wildly out of order but i can't do much about that)

Just basic lands for now 'cause I can't be arsed, but spice it up yourself if you're playing it. Also let me know if you're playing it, I wanna hear how it goes down.

REPLACEMENTS

"When Aaron Carter came out of the blue": Insufferable Balladeer -> Edgin, Larcenous Lutenist (legend)

"But before it could make it back to the Batcave": card:Secret Lair -> Shizo, Death's Storehouse (legality)

"...and Jambi The Genie": Haughty Djinn -> Siani, Eye of the Storm (legend)

"Robocop...": Crackdown Construct -> Karn, Scion of Urza (legend)

"...Superman...": Fraction Jackson -> Haktos the Unscarred (legality)

"...every single Power Ranger": Ardent Militia -> The Royal Scions (legend, some of them called in sick for this decklist)

"Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan": Time Machine -> Teferi, Master of Time (legality)

"All came out of nowhere lightning fast": Incoming! -> Selvala's Stampede (legality)

"Many lives were claimed but eventually": Barren Glory -> Vanquish the Horde (it just sucked too much)

"Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater": Anointed Peacekeeper -> Jodah, the Unifier (the commander)

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 21 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.37
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Citizen 1/1 GW, Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Devil 1/1 R, Emblem Domri Rade, Treasure
Folders	Seven, Favorites
Based on	The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny mowu-n-mowu CAS