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Dolum says... #1

misread it

November 14, 2015 2:48 p.m.

@Dtowns I think you mean

"Misconstrew it"

November 14, 2015 3:07 p.m.

Dolum says... #3

ha ha

November 15, 2015 7:34 p.m.

not4permuser says... #4

Have you considered Porphyry Nodes? It might only be a 1 for 1 some times but in the event of the opponent having more than one creature it can either deter them from playing more or continue to kill their stuff. You could also use Parallax Wave but that would be a slower option.

November 19, 2015 10:07 p.m.

Porphyry Nodes I'm not putting in because it often does nothing and sits dead in my hand. Parallax Wave, on the other hand, could replace some things... we shall see in the next update!

November 19, 2015 10:41 p.m.

200!!!!!! Thank you so much people, you're the best!!

November 23, 2015 7:58 p.m.

EpicFreddi says... #7

Congratz for 200 upvotes!I remember, back in the day, when the deck only had like 30. Good times.

Anyway, how would I go if I want to play this in legacy? There'll be a proxy-legacy-tournament in a mounth in my area and I want to play this deck.

November 24, 2015 8:34 a.m.

I don't play much legacy, but I'm pretty sure that with this particular build, you'd probably get crushed. I'll certainly build a slightly more powerful version if you want (ABUR duals, fetches, expensive shit...), but you should still keep in mind that this is not supposed to be competitive. If you still want to do it though, all I gotta say is, good luck :)

November 24, 2015 1:01 p.m. Edited.

Beenan says... #9

I'm not sure if I'm overlooking something but wouldn't Black Vise and a full hand only do 3 damage and not 11?

November 24, 2015 3:05 p.m.

EpicFreddi says... #10

It'll not be an ultracompetetive Tournament, it will be more.. for the lulz. and this deck is perfect for just that.

If you were so kind and would actually make a "good" mana base, that'd be awesome. If not I'll just toy arround with some lands and stuff.

November 25, 2015 4:31 a.m.

Beenan Yes, it would only do 3 damage. I was just stretching the proportions to show how screwed your opponent is :)

EpicFreddi Alright, so I brewed up this. Very much overpriced, but it takes advantage of some actual legacy staples and what-not (Wasteland, Plateau, Arid Mesa, Moat, Pyroblast) and I've added what I hope is a good sideboard. Once again, good luck :)

November 25, 2015 9:37 a.m.

6tennis says... #12

gg, man. gg.

January 19, 2016 12:43 p.m.

Buckeye6363 says... #13

I love you for this... everything from the deck to your explanation was spot on and brilliant! +1 if I could I would make this the #1 deck on the site!

February 26, 2016 3:28 p.m.

thijmnesoy says... #14

whahaha this deck is incredible! what a troll! I like it!

October 15, 2017 2:48 p.m.

dadragonman says... #15

What? No Zo-Zu the Punisher?

April 27, 2020 12:08 p.m.

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