The (Very) Overpriced Store

Vintage* FAMOUSWATERMELON

SCORE: 226 | 290 COMMENTS | 12829 VIEWS | IN 79 FOLDERS


Hum, I never thought of a specific store as a title... Apple would definitely work if it were white though!

January 6, 2015 6:02 p.m.

Durkle says... #2

Not trying to be that guy, but you have to realize that you have this in the wrong hub. This deck is NOT cruel control. Cruel Control is a modern Grixis control deck with its main win condition being Cruel Ultimatum, popularized by the man himself Paul Cheon. I'm not saying that you have to change it obviously, but I just want you to know that it's wrong. It'd be the equivalent of labeling a mono blue control deck "Red Deck Wins".

Carry on :)

January 6, 2015 11:22 p.m.

Durkle that remark has actually been made to me previously, I've just been lazy about changing it.

Thank you for the comment!

January 7, 2015 7:45 a.m.

dgruici says... #4

Since you do not have any instant speed spells, and do not need mana to be open you could go with Citadel of Pain.

I have an Commander deck that utilizes a similar strategy of punishing others for doing things (or not doing things. Commander players are all turtles...) Having Citadel in play ensures your own turns are your own. It also makes for a suicidally quick game once Manabarbs is in play too.

It could be the plucky new guy who wants to impress everyone SO MUCH. Sometimes he is awesome and helpful. Other times he is a pain in the ass wrecking the store. But when he gets to work with the manager and the assistant manager, and gets approval from the board? Magic happens.

January 7, 2015 5:01 p.m.

Wow, thanks a ton, I didn't see that! As a replacement, maybe Spellshock?

Thank you very much!

January 7, 2015 6:05 p.m.

EpicFreddi says... #6

Hey, you made it to the Top Decks. :>

Propably thanks to the name.

January 9, 2015 9:01 a.m.

Yeah, I saw that. I should try giving all my decks bad names, maybe that would work...

January 9, 2015 4:14 p.m.

wcdorrell says... #8

Nice to see a truly creatureless deck
+1 from me

January 12, 2015 8:46 a.m.

Thank you wcdorrell!

January 12, 2015 12:44 p.m.

TheHamster says... #10

Power Surge is a slightly better Citadel of Pain

January 20, 2015 2:14 a.m.

Eh, sort of the same, but it requires double red.

January 20, 2015 12:42 p.m.

Actually, TheHamster (and anyone else), what are your views on the Circles of Protection instead of Burning Earth and in the sideboard (Circle of Protection: White, Circle of Protection: Blue...)? This deck struggles early.

January 20, 2015 3:30 p.m.

Nef says... #13

There is always Story Circle

January 20, 2015 7:52 p.m.

I considered Story Circle Nefferean, but the Circles of Protection 1) cost less 2) require less white mana. But thanks for the suggestion!

January 20, 2015 7:57 p.m.

Nef says... #15

Yah it's understandable. It all depends on preference i suppose.

January 20, 2015 9:54 p.m.

Freeble says... #16

Starts flash mob

January 28, 2015 11:45 p.m.

"Excuse me sir, what gave you permission to do a flash mob? It's not against the rules, but you'll have to pay to walk in the store, talk, move, purchase, look and walk out the store. Entirely your choice."

January 29, 2015 1:39 p.m.

JakeHarlow says... #18

Liking this a lot. What if an unruly customer, like some hippie, plays Back to Nature? That could be awkward right?

February 2, 2015 7:01 p.m.

That could be very awkward...

Quote from the board at a recent press conference: "If a hippie walks into the store... we should all say our prayers. All the security in the store could not help that event..."

Any suggestions (and thanks for the comment and the presumable upvote!!)?

February 2, 2015 7:08 p.m.

Also, no offense meant to hippies.

February 2, 2015 7:09 p.m.

EpicFreddi says... #21

Splash blue for counterspells. Kappa

February 3, 2015 4:05 a.m.

Thank you to EpicFreddi, sean360, benwah3000, Nefferean, RoxasGuyXIII, GabeCubed, OpenFire, atlantis55555, Beefsteakers, Durkle, dgruici, wcdorrell, TheHamster, Nefferean, Freeble, and JakeHarlow for your comments and participation in making this deck!

On a future note, if you could change anything about the deck, what would it be??

February 5, 2015 5:15 p.m.

atlantis55555 says... #23

maybe replace all nonbasic lands with basic lands and replace Karma with Blood Moon?

February 5, 2015 5:20 p.m.

Karma actually tends to be the best win-con in this deck, so that's probably not going out. Blood Moon could be very interesting though, any suggestions for what to take out for it?

February 5, 2015 5:24 p.m.

atlantis55555 says... #25

maybe you could take out Anvil of Bogardan? i know that it helps you a lot but it can also help them. whereas Blood Moon will almost always be good for you especially if they are not playing red. i dont really know though, the deck seems really good as it is...

February 5, 2015 5:28 p.m.

Please login to comment