Welcome to Amonkhet Enterprises! We sell the finest products that your family needs, such as this stunning set of Honed Khopesh's that's only $256.73 plus tax! But our business' amazing products wouldn't be possible without the hard work of our employees working at our fabulous swea- UH I MEAN, manufacturing warehouse! Our workers are dedicated to their job's, and will perform their tasks as readily as they're told! Here, let us show you how the swea- UH I MEAN, manufacturing warehouse functions!
Always Watching - Our managers are always keeping an eye on our employees and making sure that they keep up with the daily quota! They also give them an added sense of purpose in life, making them work even harder!
Glory-Bound Initiate - Our hardest worker! We pulled him off the streets as his life was ravaged from a cocaine addiction. But life here at Amonkhet Enterprises has changed him for the better! Especially after we began to slowly work him out of his addiction with some chocolate chip cookies! Although I'm not sure what Reggie has been putting in them...
Bloodlust Inciter - Our hiring manager! He makes sure that when we find new recruits that he puts them straight to work! No slacking off is allowed here at Amonkhet Enterprises!
Glorybringer - Our advertising manager! He's always making sure that our company is correctly shown off, and he helps others to realize that our company is better than everyone else's! Wouldn't want anyone to think we run sweatshops now do we? That would be absurd! Ha ha!... ha...
Battlefield Scavenger - The janitor! Every company needs a loyal and faithful janitor, and this guy makes sure everything is picked up and clean after a hard day's work. He even encourages others to keep their work stations nice and tidy! What a great guy he is! :D
Combat Celebrant - When there's work needed to be done, we make sure our workers stay and help out, even if it takes all night! This guy encourages others to stay and work overtime, even if it's time out of their relaxing weekend! I think we have another manager on our hands!
Ahn-Crop Crasher - A true worker that has nothing to lose and is willing to "stomp" out the competition! He is ready to work when he arrives, and will make sure that our products will make you satisfied and the competition... well, "stomped"!
Emberhorn Minotaur - This guy really want's to get stuff done, and won't let anyone stand in his way! If anyone can get their work done fast, it's this guy.
Tah-Crop Elite - This guy is such a morale boost, and will help everyone function correctly and with amazing energy. He helps us fly right over the competition!
Soul-Scar Mage - Our, enforcer, you might say. When we want others to remember us, we REALLY want them to remember us. This guy makes sure that the message comes across, and he's very persuasive!
Magma Spray - The enforcer's greatest weap- UH, I MEAN, tool! He uses it all the time to help others recognize how amazingly awesome Amonkhet Enterprises is!
Insult / Injury - Sometimes the most effective strategy against our rival companies is to fight fire with fire! We really hate having to use such aggressive and insulting means of communication, but when we say we're the best company out there, we mean it! EDITOR NOTE: (Keep away from public eye), nahhhh we love using this. ;)
Aether Hub - Sometimes we work so hard that our resources deplete, and we need another way of getting some of these guys back to work. Our backup storage facility helps keep our manufacturing warehouse (HAH DIDN'T ALMOST GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET THERE) up to speed with our demand, so we never have to worry about letting our employees slack off! Remember, no slacking!
Amonkhet Enterprises is already effective, but sometimes the competition can be a real nuisance, but have no fear! We have ways of combating the crazy and horribly inhumane tactics that others try and use to put us out of business! For example, our arch-nemesis, Kaladesh Inc., loves to use things that we here at AE should never speak of ever, ARTIFACTS... unless we're selling them (remember, Honed Khopesh's, only $475.09 plus tax!). We like to remind them, sometimes By Force, that we mean business, and that we won't let anyone bring us down!
(Also included as other options are Incendiary Flow, Cartouche of Zeal, Harsh Mentor, and Stasis Snare)
Well, I really hope you enjoyed the tour! Please give us a 5-star rating on Yelp, and to come back to buy our products! We promise we won't let you down! Alsonorefunds.
And remember, a dedicated and hard-working team is all you need to succeed!
TL;DR - This is R/W exert from Amonkhet. Kill the opponent as fast as possible by using Always Watching to keep your exert creatures from tapping and allow them to exert without penalty. SSM and Magma Spray are really helpful in either killing smaller early game threats or simply making bigger mid-game threats easier to handle. Any recommendations would be appreciated. Sideboard in By Force and Harsh Mentor against Mardu Vehicles, Incendiary Flow against B/G Delirium, the Cartouche against any midrange deck or the mirror, and Stasis Snare against planeswalkers. Watch out for Fatal Push. Thanks for reading, and upvote the deck if you like it!
