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The worst deck in MTG history

Vintage* Five Color Show and Tell Theme/Gimmick

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If you want to win at magic, then you came to the wrong place.

The strategy for this deck is to hope you draw Mox Sapphire and hope that your opponent gets scared and concedes. Otherwise........... good luck

This deck isn't bad because I didn't put any lands to play with. Its because this deck taunts you into thinking that some things are playable.

Whats the overall goal of this deck? I have no idea.

The following is just me trolling with the description of this deck.

lol Force of Will? I need Storm Crow in this deck why would I throw it away? Lightning Bolt? Nah people always expect that card to be played. Stoneforge Mystic? Don't have equipment. Terminus? no..no... I'll never get lucky enough to draw this. Snapcaster Mage? its just a measly 2/1 big deal. Dark Confidant? I'm confident I'll lose with this card. Goblin Guide? I don't want to give my opponent card advantage that's just dumb. Tarmogoyf? Dies to Doom Blade moving on....Forget everything you have learn in magic because this deck gets rid of all those nuisances and takes MTG to a whole new level.

Aven Trooper is so powerful for mana you get a 1/1 flyer that has a crazy ability. For and a discard, you get +1/+2 until end of turn? So why not just use Suntail Hawk ? Because you never know when you need that +1/+2 ability.

Alabaster Leech is the best choice of defense for a turn 1 drop. Sure you have to pay 1 more white but the benefits are too good to pass up.

Ember Shot for , you can do what Lightning Bolt does for one. But can you draw a card in the process? I didn't think so.

Bull Rush but..but... why not just use Giant Growth? Because its about flavor people.

Goblin Firebug This card will make Runeclaw Bear completely obsolete. This card is soo good that you have to sac a land just to make up for its incredible power.

Scorching Spear is directly better than Lightning Bolt because your opponent will think that you have no instant removal and nothing that will destroy a 3 toughness creature. But once you play this, your opponent will tremble in fear because of its.......... its..... awesome flavor.

Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper is a very useful card because this deck is freaking legendary. Every spell in this deck is so powerful, that they can be used to pay its legendary cost.

Ignoble Soldier Wanna block a Boros Reckoner Without losing any life? Then here is your answer. Much better than Daring Skyjek because your opponent can take you by surprise with Plummet if battalion triggers.

Sorrow's Path This card is so confusing to read that your opponent wont even bother reading it thus giving you the advantage.

Mox Sapphire I don't get what is so good about this card. Ok YOU GET 1 BLUE MANA FOR FREE AT NO COST, IT DOESNT COUNT AS A LAND SO YOU CAN GET 2 MANA IN ONE TURN? Where's the fun in that?

Wait wut??? Jedit Ojanen 7 mana for 5/5 Vanilla Creature? Mind Blown. Maybe I have a chance to finally play Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper woot!! woot!! I pity the fools who think Polukranos, World Eater is better because you don't get awesome flavor like Jedit Ojanen does.

With Scornful Egotist , this is how you play mind games with your opponent. Awwwww you thought this was Den Protector? Well you just wasted a removal spell for a bad cause.

If you want to win with Battle of Wits this is what you do. On your upkeep with this in play, go your card shop's pile of free basic lands and grab as much as you can, go back to your table, put them on top of your library and claim victory!!!

Holy CRAP Camel is really good against Abzan because a lot of the pictures have deserts on them so you can prevent the damage dealt by them. TAKE THAT Siege Rhino!!!!!

Great Wall + Aysen Highway = greatest synergy ever

There is now Chronatog in this deck. By this point, you are going to be so ahead of your opponent that you can spare yourself some turns...... or how about let them play as much as they want!

There are so many cards that I want to put in this deck but I want to make it seem like a realistic deck size at the same time. So only the best of the worst cards are worthy to be in this deck. This deck is soooooo broken that IS IT NOT EVEN LEGAL IN VINTAGE.

I would like to thank all of you who helped build this deck to that it is today! :) We have created a giant piece of poop together.

If you have any other suggestions to make this deck "better" leave a comment below :)

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Date added 10 years
Last updated 7 years
Legality

This deck is not Vintage legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Mythic Rares

24 - 3 Rares

26 - 2 Uncommons

17 - 4 Commons

Cards 69
Avg. CMC 3.63
Tokens Morph 2/2 C, Urami
Folders Lolz, I would tap that, Powerful weapons , Cool Stuff, Reference decks, l, decks, not mine, Fun, Other Player's Decks
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