The worst deck in MTG history

Vintage* Matador

SCORE: 112 | 101 COMMENTS | 25335 VIEWS | IN 9 FOLDERS


Almost to 100 likes!!! —Jan. 30, 2016

We are almost there, lets keep at it ya?

angeldeath says... #1

How about adding Tomb of Urami think about it, it's a land that makes a 5/5 flying demon and all you have to do is sacrifice your lands!

February 9, 2015 5:28 p.m.

Duckling says... #2

November 6, 2015 7:16 p.m.

steveguy666 says... #3

You've got to do a commander deck next!

November 6, 2015 8:18 p.m.

fancywales says... #4

I don't understand. How do you lose if you have Storm Crow?

November 7, 2015 12:16 a.m.

MattDovah says... #5

First of all, this is AWESOME.

Second.. +1, of course xD

So, let's say somening useful.. what about Aggressive Mining?

I mean... drawing! Opponents can be really scared when they see you drawing!

Wait.... what? You can't play lands?

well.. DRAWIIIIING!!!! xD

November 7, 2015 4:40 a.m.

Matador says... #6

steveguy666 Will do when I have the chance :P

November 7, 2015 5:35 p.m.

Matador says... #7

Good idea MattDovah Aggressive Mining is actually a great synergy with Goblin Firebug because if it dies, I can sac all my lands with Aggressive Mining before the trigger resolves!!

November 7, 2015 5:57 p.m.

maxmuftic10 says... #8

Why the fuck is their Storm Crow in here its a beast.

November 10, 2015 9:42 p.m.

Matador says... #9

maxmuftic10 that's why I only put a one of Storm Crow. Its power is too much for my opponent to bear most of the time.

November 11, 2015 1:34 a.m.

MattDovah says... #10

Matador EXACTLY!!!

And then... you won't be able again to play lands because of the Mining xD

But you just drew a bunch of cards!!

Your hand is full of cards and maybe in those cards you can find the Mox for the win!!

Spin the wheel my friend, and let the power of aggressive drawing flow through you..

November 11, 2015 4:31 a.m.

ragincajun129 says... #11

69 cards maindeck. Gold.

November 12, 2015 9:36 p.m.

ragincajun129 says... #12

Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded? I mean he fuels your Immortal Coil after all. And, I think it's safe to say he's the worst planeswalker in existence.

P.S. @Hellsing I don't believe you. LSV couldn't win with this deck if he was cheating his pants off. Were you playing the mirror?

November 12, 2015 10:06 p.m.

Quarion65 says... #13


The Cult of the Crow

Casual Quarion65

SCORE: 2 | 0 COMMENTS | 16 VIEWS


THE CULT OF STORM CROW SHALL BE YOUR END

January 12, 2016 6:30 p.m.

ragincajun129 says... #14

Matador, You inspired me to make Grixis Hand Me Downs. It still plays some good cards though, so I can't claim it's the worst deck ever.

January 12, 2016 8:53 p.m.

Matador says... #15

ragincajun129 That's a pretty sweet EDH deck you got there. But as soon as I hard cast Scornful Egotist, it's all over. I mean, what can you do against a 1/1? Not much I know.

January 12, 2016 11:33 p.m.

SyrJet says... #16

Don't forget Balduvian Shaman and Break Open!

January 17, 2016 12:50 a.m.

MattDovah says... #17

Just discovered Numai Outcast..You can keep it forever!!

Life is soooo overrated, don't you think?

And it's a freaking SAMURAI :D

January 27, 2016 1:36 p.m.