Plague Sliver ? Foul Imp ? Dangerous Wager ?

Bullwhip ?

Takeno's Cavalry . Eat it, Spirit decks.

Bazaar of Baghdad ? Dryad Arbor ? Such Good lands you can't go wrong. Evermind is also great, as with Last Chance , which is so much better than Final Fortune . Abyssal Persecutor May just be what you're looking for though, for a solid, solid win.

@Shadowemrald I like giving the opponent the dissatisfaction of not being able to beat me. Those are some great suggestions you have.

Battle of Wits To stop your opponents from milling you by tricking them into thinking you have more than 200 cards in your deck

You need some of those legendary banding lands.

this deck definitely needs animate wall the best card in magic

this deck would be sick with some Zombie Goliath

Having a vanilla creature would be too good for this deck. I need something more self destructive.

Your deck really need One with Nothing . If you're still winning, throw in Eureka , Hypergenesis and Pale Moon to stop that freaking winning streak. If you still win, look some suggestions from your opponent's deck. Beware Shared Fate , because it could make your deck almost playable. Form of the Squirrel is banned in vintage, so I would suggest removing it. It's incredible, how this deck can be so bad, even while it has the bes twot cards of entire game; Storm Crow AND Mox Sapphire .

Steel Golem to prevent you from playing creatures

Thanks for the suggestions Colgate. Ill make this deck even more pathetic.

Manabarbs

I playtested it. It got to turn 22 before it managed to play a 2 mana spell: Final Fortune . It then ended it's suffering.

Sounds like a great result if you ask me...

Charging Badger .

For being a cancerous internet meme that needs to be euthanized.

Um as far as I know there is no common meme for Charging Badger @Ragnarocker? Are you sure you know what a meme is?

Are you sure you know what cancerous is?

Go on Facebook and see how every time the MTG page holds a fan vote for card that evokes X thing, all the sperglords vote for Storm Crow and Charging Badger. Because it's so funny and edgy. Because honey badger and the fucktarded animation with the badgers. It's spilled over from Gatherer onto the rest of the internets.

Total shit +1

Forbidden Crypt or Immortal Coil +Tormod's Crypt are a few amazing ways to kill yourself before your opponent kills themself from overexposure to the beauty of this deck

i smell bannings. in vintage?

Draco or Pyromancer's Swath might be good. The swath synergizes with your 3 spells that do damage.

honestly, if you want bad cards look at any zedruu edh deck. they're bound to have some nasty ones.

You needs pacts to kill yourself really quick.

How about adding Tomb of Urami think about it, it's a land that makes a 5/5 flying demon and all you have to do is sacrifice your lands!