These boots were made for trampling

Standard Mono-Red Red Deck Wins Vampires Zoo

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Creature (29)

• 4x Furyblade Vampire
• 4x Impetuous Devils
• 3x Incorrigible Youths
• 4x Insolent Neonate
• 4x Reality Smasher
• 4x Sin Prodder
• 4x Stromkirk Occultist
• 2x Village Messenger  ^Flip

Land (22)

• 3x Drownyard Temple
• 3x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 14x Mountain
• 2x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Enchantment (9)

• 4x Blood Mist
• 3x Skin Invasion  ^Flip
• 2x Stensia Masquerade

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The core of this deck came from an idea that Blood Mist is awesome with Impetuous Devils and Reality Smasher. Obviously there are bigger targets in standard that can make better use of the double strike buff, but I wanted to come up with a really aggressive build for it that would have somebody low enough that Reality Smasher or Impetuous Devils could close a game out on their own by turn 5 or 6.

Now for the filler, I basically went for a zoo deck and flooded it with very small and annoying creatures. Insolent Neonate , Stromkirk Occultist and Sin Prodder are here to speed the whole process along. The main small damage dealers are Village Messenger  , Furyblade Vampire and Incorrigible Youths , but the others can surely do their share to drop someone low enough for a haste, trample, double strike wombo combo once you find your wincon. And even if your deck is being pissy about giving you Blood Mist the little guys can definitely win it on their own.I added in Skin Invasion   as a life insurance policy for any of the mid-sized creatures (2-4 cmc) just in case your opponent decides to be a hero and kill one of them. You can also get guaranteed value from it by enchanting either Insolent Neonate or Impetuous Devils since those cards are both doomed to die for the greater good. Usually the only reason I would equip it to an opponents creature would be to force an annoying blocker out of the way. This deck doesn't run any direct removal, and generally you want to give them a full swing every turn, invading your own skin is much more useful.Westvale Abbey   doesnt flip often with such a small mana base, but it's still worth having for the colorless mana and if the game goes late,there is always that chance...Geier Reach Sanitarium is great for digging and enabling madness.Drownyard Temple rounds it off to give us enough colorless sources to reliably cast Reality Smasher once we hit 5, and gives an obvious choice for a discard if you don't have any playable madness when a discard is imminent. Furthermore, Sin Prodder might hit one of these on your upkeep and it doesn't feel as bad as hitting any other land cards.

DIY sideboard, hope you all enjoy my creation. Happy smashing!

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	24 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Human Cleric 1/1 BW