This Deck is Just Abzolutely Amazing!

Standard Aggro BGW (Abzan, Junk) Midrange

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Creature (21)

• 3x Courser of Kruphix
• 3x Fleecemane Lion
• 2x Genesis Hydra
• 3x Hornet Queen
• 4x Siege Rhino
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid
• 2x Wingmate Roc

Land (26)

• 2x Caves of Koilos
• 4x Forest
• 3x Llanowar Wastes
• 3x Plains
• 3x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 2x Swamp
• 3x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 4x Windswept Heath

Artifact (2)

• 2x Whip of Erebos

Instant (8)

• 3x Abzan Charm
• 2x Hero's Downfall
• 2x Murderous Cut
• 1x Silence the Believers

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Thoughtseize

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Reclamation Sage

Instant (9)

• 1x Abzan Charm
• 2x Bile Blight
• 4x Pharika's Cure
• 2x Silence the Believers

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Drown in Sorrow
• 2x End Hostilities

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Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Warden of the First Tree

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Instant (2)

• 2x Valorous Stance

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Just because I can.

The Plan

1) Cast pretty much any creature.
2) Swing with said creature(s). If your opponent hasn't lost yet, go to Step 3.
3) Use Whip of Erebos and gain tremendous amounts of life.
4) Make your opponent concede.

The Fatties

Siege Rhino because a 4-drop 4/5 with trample and instant lifegain is nothing to laugh at.
Hornet Queen because, well, fliers with deathtouch!
Wingmate Roc because tokens and 3-8 life a turn!
Fleecemane Lion is where I put my extra mana.
Genesis Hydra is not really a fatty, but more of a tutor.

The Mana Ramp

Courser of Kruphix and Sylvan Caryatid. 'Nuff said.

The Miscellaneous

Whip of Erebos to reuse.
Thoughtseize, Murderous Cut , and Hero's Downfall for control.
Abzan Charm is truly miscellaneous.
Silence the Believers to exile.

The Side

Bile Blight for Rabblemaster.
Drown in Sorrow for Rabblemaster.
Pharika's Cure for... you get the idea.
Reclamation Sage against Jeskai combo/Altar combo.
End Hostilities for mirror match and MonoG devotion.

Oh, and one Hushwing Gryff and half the cards are useless.
Also, I don't intend to buy this.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 4 Rares 10 - 5 Uncommons 0 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.35
Tokens	Bird 3/4 W, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch