This Meal is Delicious With The Sadness of Others

Modern Pillow Fort RUW (Jeskai, America)

gonki

Land (23)

• 4x Flooded Strand
• 4x Ghost Quarter
• 3x Hallowed Fountain
• 3x Island
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 3x Sacred Foundry
• 4x Steam Vents

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Boom / Bust

Creature (12)

• 4x Fog Bank
• 2x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 2x Snapcaster Mage
• 2x Wall of Omens

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Ajani Vengeant

Enchantment (10)

• 2x Dissipation Field
• 2x Ghostly Prison
• 3x Leyline of Sanctity
• 3x Pariah

Instant (9)

• 3x Mana Leak
• 3x Path to Exile
• 3x Silence

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Sideboard

Artifact (4)

• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Spear of Heliod

Instant (4)

• 2x Remand
• 2x Return to Dust

Creature (2)

• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Kira, Great Glass-Spinner

Enchantment (3)

• 2x Detention Sphere
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Gideon Jura
• 1x Narset Transcendent

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Anger of the Gods
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Pyroclasm
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Wrath of God

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tamiyo, the Moon Sage

Creature (4)

• 1x Boros Reckoner
• 1x Fulminator Mage
• 1x Palace Guard
• 1x Sun Titan

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Ghostly Possession
• 1x Jeskai Ascendancy

Instant (2)

• 1x Cryptic Command *list*
• 1x Ojutai's Command

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This deck does not win. The only purpose is to stall the match until time runs out.

Bread and butter combo is Fog Bank with Pariah . Use this to stall until my first Boom/bust at least. If possible, drop Hokori, Dust Drinker prior to that. Platinum Angel should be held in hand as it's only there to prevent a loss to decking myself depending on how the game plays out. Sideboard choices give alternate ways to avoid losing ( Phyrexian Unlife and Elixir of Immortality ) while the planeswalkers give other options to screw with the opponent. Isochron Scepter with Silence and Grand Abolisher can potentially create a permanent lockdown.

In theory, I suppose this deck could win on swings from Platinum Angel , Gideon Jura , decking or the opponent conceding but that really isn't the point. Please +1 if you're a misanthrope.

Top Ranked	Achieved #20 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 2 Mythic Rares 34 - 8 Rares 15 - 5 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.19
Tokens	Emblem Narset Transcendent
Folders	Ewwww, Hilarious.. I need it , Three Color