Tier 0 Ultra Competitive cEDH Voltron Storm Crow

Commander / EDH* Decrepit_Angel

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Decrepit_Angel says... #1

For whatever reason, this decklist keeps showing only about half of the cards unless I choose to edit and save it. If I do this, it shows the full list momentarily and then goes back to the incomplete one. If anyone else viewing this is having this issue, and for myself if the site doesn't stop being broken, here is the full list in comment form:

1x Akroma's Memorial

1x Ancient Tomb

1x Aqueous Form

1x Argentum Armor

1x Back to Basics

1x Baton of Morale

1x Batterskull

1x Brainstorm

1x Chrome Mox

1x Counterspell

1x Crow Storm

1x Cyclonic Riftfoil icon

1x Darksteel Plate

1x Eldrazi Conscription

1x Empyrial Plate

1x Fireshrieker

1x Flooded Strand

1x Flusterstorm

1x Force of Will

1x Gitaxian Probe

1x Glen Elendra Archmage

1x Grafted Exoskeleton

1x Grim Monolith

1x Impulse

1x Inventors' Fair

1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor

1x Jace, Vryn's Prodigy  Flip

1x Lightning Greaves

1x Loxodon Warhammer

1x Mana Crypt

1x Mana Drain

1x Mana Vault

1x Masterwork of Ingenuity

1x Mental Misstep

1x Misty Rainforest

1x Mox Diamond

1x Mox Opal

1x Mystic Remora

1x Mystical Tutor

1x Pact of Negation

1x Polluted Delta

1x Ponder

1x Pongify

1x Preordain

1x Quietus Spike

1x Rapid Hybridization

1x Relic of Progenitus

1x Rhystic Study

1x Rite of Replication

1x Scalding Tarn

1x Sensei's Divining Top

1x Snapcaster Mage

25x Snow-Covered Island

1x Spell Pierce

1x Spellskite

1x Storm Crow CMDR

1x Strata Scythe

1x Strip Mine

1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu

1x Swan Song

1x Swiftfoot Boots

1x Sword of Feast and Famine

1x Sword of Fire and Ice

1x Sword of Vengeance

1x Tezzeret the Seeker

1x Thassa, God of the Sea

1x Time Spiral

1x Timetwister

1x Tormod's Crypt

1x Trinket Mage

1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

1x Umezawa's Jitte

1x Vanishing

1x Voltaic Key

1x Wasteland

1x Windfall

January 12, 2018 1:47 p.m.

Do people actually let you play this deck since its not legal?

January 25, 2018 2:02 p.m.

Decrepit_Angel says... #4

jacobmcguffin I always ask when I take the deck out if anyone cares and no one has cared yet. And if someone ever does care, I can just swap the commander to Sun Quan, Lord of Wu and swap a random card from my binder that is actually legal in the format to replace Crow Storm.

January 25, 2018 2:42 p.m.

Decrepit_Angel I have a teir Artifact Storm deck on my page that might interest you.

January 25, 2018 2:54 p.m.

Decrepit_Angel says... #6

jacobmcguffin I'll check it out. Are you looking for advice or just for people to check it out?

January 25, 2018 3:10 p.m.

Both I guess.

January 25, 2018 3:21 p.m.

Thomasin4413 says... #8

this is beautiful

April 29, 2018 2:44 a.m.

Decrepit_Angel says... #9

dsigsbee: I play cEDH primarily. In competitive EDH, most decks are combo decks or stax decks to prevent combo decks from winning. Any strategy that actually takes additional turns to kill off the table is inherently weaker than a strategy that goes infinite and laser beams the table with Aetherflux Reservoir. Especially one that is reliant on a creature surviving and dealing damage to my opponents, which is far more disruptable than an actual storm deck (and quite frankly, more fun to lose to than someone casting 40 cards and taking a 20 minute turn until they eventually say that they found the win). With this information, it is clear that a voltron deck built around killing my opponents with a creature that has a ton of equipment on it is significantly weaker than just racing into an infinite that wins on the spot.

As for the price argument, this is my paper list. I already own a Timetwister and a bunch of the other high end cards so I see no reason to not play them. That said, Timetwister is roughly half the price of the deck and isn't necessary at all because I cannot loop it the way my Thrasios/Vial Smasher deck can to use it as a win condition. The fetch lands (again, I already had them) are literally just there for the rare chance that I cast a Brainstorm and get some extra value or if I am digging with Sensei's Divining Top and want a shuffle effect. They are not necessary for the deck. I also have a bunch of the Kaladesh Masterpiece series cards which because people keep buying them out are reaching astronomical prices. If you run a non foiled version without a few of the high end cards which really aren't necessary the deck is reasonably affordable. But, "playing a weaker strategy with the best possible cards to achieve that goal" means playing the best possible cards to achieve that, hence the inclusion of some of the ridiculously expensive cards.

That said, this deck is a joke that just used some of the cards I had lying around from previous decks and borrows a few cards from my Thrasios/Vial Smasher deck whenever I want to play it. It is not intended to be a primer for others to build as much as it is a demonstration of a joke deck that I use to play against lower power level tables in my meta. With some budget alterations and the consent of the players in your playgroup to use a non-legendary creature as a commander (out of roughly 200 people I have played against, only 1 has ever cared once they saw that it was a Storm Crow), it can easily be made to function in other metas if that is what you were hoping for. Hopefully that cleared it up.

May 9, 2018 2:10 p.m.

Brilliant deck mate. I wish I had thought of it! Thank you for fulfilling the dream I never knew I had.

September 15, 2018 4:16 a.m.

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