Timmy’s Loot Crate

Commander / EDH Jank RUW (Jeskai, America) Tokens

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Land (35)

• 2x Island
• 2x Mountain
• 3x Plains
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Basilisk Gate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Castle Ardenvale
• 1x Citadel Gate
• 1x Cliffgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 1x Gond Gate
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Heap Gate
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Kjeldoran Outpost
• 1x Mirrex
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Sea Gate
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Baldur's Gate
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance

Ramp (6)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Raugrin Crystal
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Loot Crate (20)

• 1x Angel of the Ruins
• 1x Scion of Draco
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Terror of the Peaks
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Medomai the Ageless
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Sephara, Sky's Blade
• 1x Tromokratis
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Yidaro, Wandering Monster
• 1x Zetalpa, Primal Dawn

Removal (9)

• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Wear / Tear
• 1x Vandalblast

Other (6)

• 1x Crystal Ball
• 1x In the Web of War
• 1x True Conviction
• 1x Uncivil Unrest
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Akroma's Memorial

Commander (1)

Token-makers (13)

• 1x Retrofitter Foundry
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Golden Guardian  ^Flip
• 1x Young Pyromancer
• 1x Benevolent Offering
• 1x Call the Coppercoats
• 1x Depose / Deploy
• 1x Entrapment Maneuver
• 1x Raise the Alarm
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Legion's Landing  ^Flip
• 1x Dragon Fodder
• 1x Increasing Devotion

Draw (7)

• 1x Cavalier of Gales
• 1x Riverwise Augur
• 1x Whirlwind of Thought
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Amass the Components
• 1x Dream Cache

Polymorphs (3)

• 1x Synthetic Destiny
• 1x Mass Polymorph
• 1x Warp World

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Sideboard

Other (100)

• 1x Ancient Stone Idol
• 1x Cityscape Leveler
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Gate Colossus
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Pilgrim of the Fires
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Sandstone Oracle
• 1x Terisian Mindbreaker
• 1x Triplicate Titan
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Ancient Silver Dragon
• 1x Angel of Deliverance
• 1x Archon of the Triumvirate
• 1x Ashen Firebeast
• 1x Ashen Monstrosity
• 1x Astral Dragon
• 1x Avatar of Slaughter
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Bane of Bala Ged
• 1x Benthic Behemoth
• 1x Blazing Archon
• 1x Borderland Behemoth
• 1x Boros Battleshaper
• 1x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Cavern-Hoard Dragon
• 1x Celestial Force
• 1x Chancellor of the Forge
• 1x Cinderheart Giant
• 1x Colossal Whale
• 1x Crazed Firecat
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Eldrazi Devastator
• 1x Enigma Thief
• 1x Excruciator
• 1x Fleet Swallower
• 1x Frost Titan
• 1x Gargadon
• 1x Glorious Enforcer
• 1x Goliath Sphinx
• 1x Goring Ceratops
• 1x Great Whale
• 1x Guardian Naga
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Hateflayer
• 1x Hearthcage Giant
• 1x Hellkite Igniter
• 1x Highcliff Felidar
• 1x Hoverguard Sweepers
• 1x Inferno Project
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Interdisciplinary Mascot
• 1x Junk Winder
• 1x Laccolith Titan
• 1x Lord of Change
• 1x Luminous Angel
• 1x Magmatic Force
• 1x Minotaur Aggressor
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Moonveil Dragon
• 1x Nephalia Moondrakes
• 1x Palinchron
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Quicksilver Gargantuan
• 1x Rampaging War Mammoth
• 1x Resolute Archangel
• 1x Sapphire Dragon
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
• 1x Scrapdiver Serpent
• 1x Seraph of the Masses
• 1x Seraph of the Suns
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Serra's Emissary
• 1x Shaleskin Bruiser
• 1x Shivan Hellkite
• 1x Siege Dragon
• 1x Silent Sentinel
• 1x Silverclad Ferocidons
• 1x Skyline Despot
• 1x Soul of Eternity
• 1x Sphinx Mindbreaker
• 1x Spined Megalodon
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Surtland Elementalist
• 1x Terror of Mount Velus
• 1x Thunder Dragon
• 1x Tidal Force
• 1x Tyrant of Discord
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Windbrisk Raptor
• 1x Windreader Sphinx
• 1x Drakuseth, Maw of Flames
• 1x Ojutai, Soul of Winter
• 1x Patron of the Moon

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The plan is to make a shit-ton of tokens and then Mass Polymorph (or other similar spells) them into Big Splashy Creatures.

The “sideboard” is rest of the Loot Crate: a hundred Big Splashy Creatures (120 counting the ones listed in the mainlist) that will all be shuffled together and have 20 randomly selected and put into the deck without looking at them each game. The end goal is to make it so that when I polymorph, it’s more-or-less a mystery what will come out.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 16 Mythic Rares 44 - 57 Rares 16 - 19 Uncommons 17 - 8 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.82
Tokens	Bird 1/1 W, Construct 4/4 C, Construct 6/12 C, Copy Clone, Dragon 5/5 R, Elemental 1/1 R, Elemental Shaman 3/1 R, Elephant 3/3 G, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin 1/1 R, Golem 3/3 C w/ Flying, Golem 3/3 C w/ Trample, Golem 3/3 C w/ Vigilance, Golem 4/4 C, Human 1/1 W, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Myr 1/1 C, On an Adventure, Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C, Phyrexian Mite 1/1 C, Powerstone, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 W, The Monarch, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B