pie chart

Tokin, I mean Token, with a Biomancer

Standard Control GWU (Bant) Tokens

ChrisHansonBiomancin


Sideboard

Creature (1)

Enchantment (4)

Sorcery (2)


This is a story about my creatures in the heat of battle:

"Damn that's some strong $#!t" said Talrand as he passed the elvenglass to Trostani. "You say this is Azorius kush? Hits way harder than I remember." He seemed indifferent to the Griselbrand & Desecration Demon heading their way.

"It's my own special blend" replied the Biomancer as one attacker disappeared and the other was swallowed up by two 4/4 Drakes. He flipped off the assclown trying to Murder him with his Ring as he pulled out another bag. "Check out the crystals on this Selesnya sativa."

"Oh F#@% that makes me wanna gain a $#!t ton of life," exclaimed Trostani as she nearly coughed up a lung. Actually, it was a second 5/5 Knight to join the two Drakes.

"You ain't seen nothin yet. Check this $#!t- I call it 'The Advent.'"

"Oh fuuuuuuuu......" The three of them just lay their on the floor as attackers passed them. They didn't really care since they were f@$%ing baked as $#!t and had just gained 47 life.

"Alright, let's tell these foos to attack" said a groggy Biomancer as he reached for yet another bag. "But just to be safe, let's hit some of this Fungal Sprouting..." There were safely surrounded by nine 6/6 Saprolings, a 10/10 trampling Wurm and a 7/7 Drake as they tripped balls.

Suggestions

Updates Add

Comments

Date added 11 years
Last updated 11 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.

Rarity (main - side)

7 - 0 Mythic Rares

38 - 3 Rares

19 - 8 Uncommons

3 - 4 Commons

Cards 67
Avg. CMC 3.10
Tokens Bird 1/1 W, Centaur 3/3 G, Drake 2/2 U, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Ooze X/X G, Saproling 1/1 G, Wurm 5/5 G w/ Trample
Votes
Ignored suggestions
Shared with
Views