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basic aims are to have my blitz costs reduced to free via Toolbox, Goreclaw, Cloud Key, Anvil or enchantments.

Add a dmg on entry and exit, plus a draw n gain on exit. game loops as all creature i play die, i draw repeat.

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The general jank of this aristocratic build falls into 3 categories.

1] Toolbots

2] Discounts

3] PROFIT

Toolbots are the designated fodder of the deck. Their purpose is multifold but mostly starts with dying, drawing cards upon death, pressuring life totals with hasty kamikaze attacks, & an ultimate goal of being cast for .

This grand scheme is achieved via discounts. Aside from the compounding reduction from repeated Henzie "Toolbox" Torre casts, it is easy to get cantrippy or fully free with any of the reducers on board and basic commander utilization.

Once you're moving things off the back of a truck, it's time to PROFIT. This payout is achieved via the revolving door notion. Either thru entry antics or exit trix from your Toolbots assembling and breaking down.

If all things are churning along, you should be able to free cast 3-4 artifact creatures --> ping the table, attack for some damage or force chump blocks --> enjoy the blitz trigger naturally, or have sac outlet and draw cards whilst pinging the table again as creatures die. With your refreshed hand; repeat the process in the post-combat main phase and in their death ready for the next round.

Other less typical routes of victory could involve Flesh-Eater Imp nomming a few Toolbots then one-shotting a susceptible opponent with infect. The Ying to that Yang would take advantage of Devilish Valet and overwhelm somebody for 16 or 32 dmg with ease after a 4-5 Toolbot entries. Arcbound Crusher serves a similar function but without the decadent doubling.

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The engine runs but often sputters. Key to unlocking its full jank potential smoothing seems to be to first cut any 'toolbots' that had a power less than 3. That with the already high number of power 4+ artifact creatures made both ETB draws { Elemental Bond & Garruk's Uprising } all the more useful. card:fercundity will hopefully double the draw on the blitz death. Also, a couple more free Sac outlets for added measure, as folk get a bit wise to blocking when they've seen the engine bellowing pings upon pings of damage right before.

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94% Casual

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Revision 14 See all

(2 years ago)

+1 Carrion Feeder main
+1 Reckless Fireweaver main
+1 Viscera Seer main
Date added 2 years
Last updated 2 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Mythic Rares

30 - 0 Rares

28 - 0 Uncommons

25 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.48
Tokens Bear 2/2 G, Beast 3/3 G, Construct 1/1 C, Golem 4/4 C, Spirit 2/2 C
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