Darling, You Torment Me So

Commander / EDH* UBR (Grixis)

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Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crosis's Catacombs
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Guildmages' Forum
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 4x Island
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Riverglide Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Stormcarved Coast
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Underground River

Instant (7)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Negate
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Snap
• 1x Terminate

Enchantment (24)

• 1x Control Magic
• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Cruel Reality
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Fool's Wisdom
• 1x Curse of Leeches  ^Flip
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Curse of Obsession
• 1x Curse of Shaken Faith
• 1x Curse of Surveillance
• 1x Curse of Thirst
• 1x Curse of Unbinding
• 1x Curse of Verbosity
• 1x Curse of the Restless Dead
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Maddening Hex
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Pain Magnification
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Torment of Scarabs
• 1x Trespasser's Curse

Creature (14)

• 1x Accursed Witch  ^Flip
• 1x Agent of Erebos
• 1x Bitterheart Witch
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Displacer Kitten
• 1x Doomwake Giant
• 1x Grim Guardian
• 1x Nightscape Familiar
• 1x Protean Thaumaturge
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Sphinx of the Second Sun
• 1x Thoughtrender Lamia

Commander (1)

Artifact (15)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern *f-etch*
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Renegade Map
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Vandalblast

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Enchantment (16)

• 1x Curse of Chaos
• 1x Curse of Death's Hold
• 1x Curse of Echoes
• 1x Curse of Hospitality
• 1x Curse of Inertia
• 1x Curse of Leeches  ^Flip
• 1x Curse of Oblivion
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of Shallow Graves
• 1x Curse of Stalked Prey
• 1x Curse of Vengeance
• 1x Curse of the Bloody Tome
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Curse of the Pierced Heart
• 1x Fraying Sanity
• 1x Puca's Mischief

Land (5)

• 1x Balduvian Trading Post
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Soldevi Excavations

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Divination

Instant (3)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Rakdos Charm

Creature (2)

• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Artifact (1)

• 1x Crown of Doom

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I couldn’t help myself. We met at a Trader Joes at the checkout. She only had a few things, so I offered for her to take my place. Brushing by, she turned around and flashed that glorious smile. She introduced herself; “Lynde. Enchanted, I’m sure.”

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 weeks
Exclude colors	WG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Day, Manifest 2/2 C, Night, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed