Tortured Fatties

Pauper* BG (Golgari) Budget

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Creature (32)

• 3x Arrogant Wurm
• 4x Basking Rootwalla
• 3x Golgari Brownscale
• 4x Grave Scrabbler
• 3x Gurmag Angler
• 3x Hooting Mandrills
• 4x Satyr Wayfinder
• 4x Stinkweed Imp
• 4x Wild Mongrel

Land (20)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 6x Forest
• 4x Golgari Rot Farm
• 4x Jungle Hollow
• 5x Swamp

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Tortured Existence

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Commune with the Gods

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Sideboard

Creature (9)

• 2x Crypt Rats
• 1x Golgari Brownscale
• 2x Plagued Rusalka
• 2x Scattershot Archer
• 2x Wickerbough Elder

Instant (2)

• 2x Gnaw to the Bone

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Chainer's Edict

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Bloodthrone Vampire
• 1x Fume Spitter
• 1x Sultai Scavenger
• 1x Tilling Treefolk
• 1x Vampire Hounds

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Pestilence

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Raven's Crime

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Pauper Deck using the Online Rarities.

Then Engine:

Tortured Existence + Stinkweed Imp with Grave Scrabbler for extra 3 for 1 value.

Stinkweed Imp, Satyr Wayfinder and Commune with the Gods fill the bin with fodder and find lands and Tortured Existence .

Wild Mongrel is a free discard outlet so Tortured Existence will have targets, and is another madness enabler.

The The Fatties:

Gurmag Angler, Hooting Mandrills, and Arrogant Wurm are all fatties that we can cheat the cost of. 4/4 Trample on turn 3 is really only matched by affinity, and we don't have to play so many bad cards to enable it. Even Satyr Wayfinder can eat a edict for our fatties.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.08