Touch Me Even If You Don't Want To

Modern Budget Mono-Green Weenie

blerwymm

Creature (26)

• 2x Acidic Slime
• 4x Ambush Viper
• 4x Deadly Recluse
• 4x Gnarlwood Dryad
• 4x Narnam Renegade
• 4x Sedge Scorpion
• 4x Wasteland Viper

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Nature's Way
• 4x Rabid Bite

Artifact (4)

• 4x Viridian Claw

Land (20)

• 20x Forest

Instant (2)

• 2x Become Immense

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Sideboard

Instant (11)

• 4x Clear Shot
• 4x Nature's Claim
• 3x Untamed Might

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Seal of Primordium

Artifact (2)

• 2x Tormod's Crypt

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Maybeboard

Instant (63)

• 2x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Ambuscade
• 1x Appetite for the Unnatural
• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Aspect of Hydra
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Benefactor's Draught
• 1x Biomass Mutation
• 1x Blossoming Defense
• 2x Death Denied
• 1x Disfigure
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Echoing Courage
• 1x Evolution Charm
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Howl from Beyond
• 1x Hunger of the Howlpack
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Life Goes On
• 1x Midnight Charm
• 1x Might of Old Krosa
• 1x Might of the Masses
• 1x Murderous Cut
• 1x Muscle Burst
• 1x Mutagenic Growth
• 1x Natural End
• 1x Naturalize
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Nourish
• 1x Predator's Strike
• 1x Primal Bellow
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Resize
• 1x Respite
• 1x Sandstorm
• 1x Scent of Ivy
• 4x Setessan Tactics
• 1x Strength in Numbers
• 1x Strength of the Tajuru
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Symbiosis
• 1x Terrifying Presence
• 1x Titanic Growth
• 1x Tower Defense
• 4x Tragic Slip
• 2x Untamed Might
• 1x Warriors' Lesson
• 1x Wild Might
• 1x Wildwood Rebirth
• 1x Wing Puncture
• 1x Wrap in Vigor

Creature (47)

• 1x Agent of the Fates
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Bone Picker
• 1x Boneyard Wurm
• 1x Deathcap Cultivator
• 1x Dire Fleet Poisoner
• 4x Dungrove Elder
• 1x Essence of the Wild
• 1x Fetid Imp
• 1x Ghoultree
• 2x Gifted Aetherborn
• 1x Glissa, the Traitor *oversized*
• 1x Gurmag Angler
• 1x Hired Poisoner
• 1x Hooded Hydra
• 1x Hornet Nest
• 2x Hornet Queen
• 1x Kessig Cagebreakers
• 4x Mwonvuli Beast Tracker
• 1x Pharika, God of Affliction
• 1x Pharika's Chosen
• 1x Rancid Rats
• 1x Reaper of the Wilds
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Ruin Rat
• 1x Ruthless Ripper
• 1x Scion of the Wild
• 1x Talara's Battalion
• 4x Thornweald Archer
• 2x Typhoid Rats
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vastwood Hydra
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh
• 1x Walking Ballista

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Aspect of Mongoose
• 1x Blanchwood Armor
• 1x Exoskeletal Armor
• 1x Gaea's Anthem
• 2x Lignify
• 4x Lure
• 1x Rancor
• 1x Seal of Strength

Land (7)

• 4x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Sorcery (35)

• 1x Appeal / Authority
• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Bloodcurdling Scream
• 1x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 1x Damnable Pact
• 1x Death Cloud
• 1x Doubling Chant
• 1x Down / Dirty
• 4x Duress
• 1x Earthen Arms
• 1x Elven Rite
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Gleeful Sabotage
• 1x Irresistible Prey
• 1x Larger Than Life
• 1x Liliana's Indignation
• 1x Lost Legacy
• 1x Monstrous Growth
• 1x Nature's Spiral
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Overrun
• 1x Phytoburst
• 1x Primal Surge
• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Recollect
• 1x Revenge of the Hunted
• 1x Revive
• 1x Rhonas's Last Stand
• 1x Roar of Challenge
• 1x Stream of Life
• 1x Thrive
• 1x Yahenni's Expertise

Artifact (27)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 5x Bladed Pinions
• 1x Cryptolith Fragment  ^Flip
• 1x Gorgon Flail
• 1x Gorgon's Head
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x No-Dachi
• 4x Pathway Arrows
• 1x Peregrine Mask
• 5x Sharpened Pitchfork
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 4x Viridian Longbow
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Garruk Relentless  ^Flip
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• 1x Vraska the Unseen

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Whole lotta cheap deathtouchers. Acidic Slime for A/E removal with sideboard options. Wear down your opponents with deathtouch blocking, Viridian Claw so your poisoned weenies don't even die. Nature's Way and Rabid Bite can deal with most stuff, and again, your weenies typically won't even die. Sneak in some damage over the course of the game because the opponent likely won't want to trade down that often, and finally, smack hard with Become Immense for lethal. Still figuring out the WinCon, might need more pump spells like that, so Untamed Might is in the sideboard, as well as Clear Shot for some more removal (granted that you have an on-board creature, as everybody has deathtouch). This is a SUPER budget deck. As of posting, main + sideboard - lands = 6.89. Which, come on, is pretty killer.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	24 - 6 Uncommons 16 - 9 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.95