Have you heard the Good Word of Toxrill?

Are you feeling lost? Bored? Like nothing in life matters? The Temple of Toxrill can help! For what could make life more meaningful than that life being devoted to a giant slug? Lord Toxrill is clearly the most superior form of life. He has no arms or legs to be hacked off, no neck to be bitten by an errant vampire. Toxrill, and all slugkind with him do not have to stop at red lights, respect awkward uncles at family gatherings, or pay taxes. No -- Toxrill is above all that, and in his service, you can be too!

What can the Temple of Toxrill do for you?

Joining the Temple of Toxrill has many benefits to both your life total and board position, including - Slugs - Slime - Tokens - Card Draw - Counters - Ample access to tutoring - Loads of fast artifact mana

What can YOU do for the Temple of Toxrill?

The Temple of Toxrill is always looking for new acolytes to spread the Good Word and feed the slugs. Unpaid positions for dudes to hide in a giant wooden horse are open, as are the coveted service positions of Junior Slime Proliferator Third Class and Eyeball Counter for the Jar of Eyeballs (that is, your task will be counting the contents of the jar. If done poorly you may be demoted to Eyeball Counter in the Jar of Eyeballs, which has very different requisites). However, most important to note is that deck space is limited, and if you choose to continue to oppose Lord Toxrill, you will serve Toxrill anyway, by way of being slimed to death and transformed into one of Toxrill's numberless slug brood. While being welcomed into the status of ultimate form of life, at least until you need to be converted to card draw, can be seen as desirable, most are expected to prefer not being subject to external digestion as our enemies will be. You have been warned.

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90% Casual

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Date added 3 years
Last updated 2 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

7 - 0 Mythic Rares

37 - 0 Rares

20 - 0 Uncommons

14 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.06
Tokens Centaur 3/3 G w/ Pro Black, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin 1/1 R, Human 1/1 W, Inkling 2/1 WB, Pirate 1/1 R, Plant 0/2 G, Slug 1-1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Squid 1/1 U, Tentacle 1/1 U, Treasure
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