Trolltacular "Never Gunna Happen" Combo Deck

Standard -Logician

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Akroan Horse + Hellkite Tyrant Win-Condition —Jan. 30, 2014

Credit to chrizzilla for this combo. I actually approve of this win-condition quite a lot.

Tutor these when you finally want to win.

  1. Savage Summoning
  2. Prophet of Kruphix
  3. Ogre Battledriver
  4. Akroan Horse
  5. Hellkite Tyrant
  6. Fated Infatuation
  7. Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage

Then just do this.

  1. Go infinite mana.
  2. Savage Summoning > Prophet of Kruphix > Ogre Battledriver > Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage > Akroan Horse. (You don't have to do Savage Summoning and Prophet like I do on like every combo, it's just good practice and a lot of fun. Since this combo requires you to attack, it has to be on your turn, sadly, so having flash doesn't really matter.)
  3. Akroan Horse triggers. Before it resolves, cast Fated Infatuation on Akroan Horse and populate it infinitely with Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage. You opponent gains control of all of them.
  4. Cast Hellkite Tyrant. He has haste from Ogre Battledriver. Attack with it. He has flying, so none of the horses can block.
  5. ???
  6. profit.

hugenjpana says... #1

How have you been playing this deck since Theros, if most of the cards are Born of the Gods..?

January 28, 2014 1:48 a.m.

-Logician says... #2

hugenjpana I never said that. I've been playing America.

Thank you Grimwolf79. I wouldn't recommend actually playing this combo because it's a very small chance you'll have a proper opening hand. You'll get the combo off about one in twenty or thirty games, but having the deck just to show people is always fun. :)

January 28, 2014 9:40 a.m.

gradavar says... #3

Zhur-Taa Druid Insta-Kill

January 28, 2014 5:18 p.m.

-Logician says... #4

Thank you, gradavar, but I'm not looking for ways to win instantly. There's a lot of cards that with infinite mana could just win immediately, like Mind Grind and Volcanic Geyser . That's not interesting.

January 28, 2014 5:26 p.m.

flyguy says... #5

Agh! Turns out you don't need Felhide Spiritbinder you already have infinite copies of a creature thanks to Fated Infatuation , Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage , the same way you make infinite copies of Encroaching Wastes .

But if you do want infinite enchantments with Ethereal Armor ...

January 28, 2014 6:18 p.m.

-Logician says... #6

flyguy you can create infinite enchantment creatures, but infinite Ethereal Armor isn't happening in standard, sadly. Modern, it's possible. But not standard.

January 28, 2014 7:47 p.m.

flyguy says... #7

I just meant put Ethereal Armor on something with infinite enchantments out...

January 28, 2014 9:02 p.m.

-Logician says... #8

If I was looking for something like that, I'd just do Eidolon of Countless Battles because it synergizes better with the deck.

January 28, 2014 9:28 p.m.

MrBagels says... #9

Hilarious description and awesome combos.Nice deck

January 29, 2014 12:51 p.m.

-Logician says... #10

Thanks MrBagels!

January 29, 2014 7:36 p.m.

Hider1120 says... #11

Just a fun thing i thought of, not even sure you can do this in standard: Make all of your opponent's creatures blue and swing with Mistcutter Hydra . This will work as pseudo-unblockability. I personally love this deck. I'm sure some REAL standard deck is out there with at least the Kiora's Follower part of the combo. +1

January 29, 2014 8:14 p.m.