Trolltacular "Never Gunna Happen" Combo Deck
Standard
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Also, you get an Upvote, just on the annoying factor of the deck.
January 22, 2014 9:37 a.m.
Nickosis Keeping it standard makes it playable at normal FNMs if people want to be ballsy and try this. Also, it's more of a challenge. It wasn't easy figuring out a way to put Encroaching Wastes into play at instant speed during your opponent's turn using only cards from standard. In modern, that wouldn't have been too difficult I imagine. Just flash in Prime Titan... like that's a challenge. XD
Thanks for the upvotes everyone! :)
January 22, 2014 10:39 a.m.
You may as well throw in the Chromanticore if you are going to have 5 colors! I like this deck and this combo and I'm going to have to see where else it can be applicable.
Thanks!
January 22, 2014 10:59 a.m.
Zicca21 Chromanticore might be a lulzy card, but it plays no role in my combo. You can win at any time by just using Bow of Nylea to put infinite +1/+1 counters on all your creatures and swing. Once you get this combo going, there's an uncountable number of ways to win. I guess if you just wanna brag and play a Chromanticore , nothing's stopping you. You can easily drop the boros charm if you like it better.
January 22, 2014 11:33 a.m.
black_control_wins says... #8
i like that with this combo, with no more than what you have here you could create infinite pack rats. Squirrel rehash...drops mic
January 22, 2014 2:07 p.m.
black_control_wins Yup. You could do it two ways. Either populate infinitely with Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage , or tutor your whole deck, discard your whole hand to Pack Rat , then recycle with Bow of Nylea and put everything back, rince and repeat. Not to mention each of your infinite Pack Rat s would have infinite power and toughness. There may even be another way.
January 22, 2014 4:01 p.m.
This. This is just. I can't even. I wish I could give more than just one +1 to a deck.
January 22, 2014 10:05 p.m.
What's the Cartel Aristocrat in here for? Just wondering. It's not mentioned in any of your combos.
January 22, 2014 10:25 p.m.
Best deck I have ever seen. Not kidding. I would +1 it Kiora's Follower + Illusionist's Bracers + Kiora's Follower times if I could, but sadly no.
January 22, 2014 10:41 p.m.
erabel Cartel Aristocrat is here to move creatures to your graveyard so that they can be put back in your deck with Bow of Nylea , and subsequently retutored using Ring of Three Wishes and recast. Like if you wanted to recast Elite Arcanist or Archeomancer for some reason. It's the perfect attacker for when you want to make the final blow, and if your opponent tries to exile your creatures with Last Breath , which is very likely, then you can sacrifice them instead so that they don't get exiled.
Thank you flyguy. :D
January 22, 2014 10:50 p.m.
What about felhide spiritbinder (can't get it to link) for infinite copies of a creature when paired with Springleaf Drum and the follower combo. I could imagine infinite Ogre Battledriver s or Pack Rat s would be fun.
January 22, 2014 11:06 p.m.
flyguy I like that idea. Not sure what I would take out for it, but I'll add it to the maybeboard.
January 22, 2014 11:08 p.m.
Felhide Spiritbinder isn't available on Tappedout yet, but I will keep him in mind.
January 22, 2014 11:10 p.m.
Turns out that Tappedout devs have mispelled Felhide Spiritbinder. If you want to link him, you must use two 'L's as in Fellhide Spiritbinder .
January 22, 2014 11:39 p.m.
You should find a way to give the opponent a ton of creatures and you have an alms beast. You can take them down to 1 life and then force them to all block the alms beast with armed and dangerous.
January 23, 2014 3:33 p.m.
Lol gfrpaac. Interesting. I'll keep that in mind.
Thanks for the comment.
January 23, 2014 5:19 p.m.
can you try to put in infininent damage pliiisss ( Elite Arcanist +Zhur-Taa Druid +Triton Tactics )
January 24, 2014 10:38 a.m.
zaitzer...
You realize that this deck is already capable of damage equal to the second degree of infinity. You can make infinite pack rats with haste and deathtouch that all have infinite power, then swing for infinity to the power of infinity damage. Also, you're trying to take credit for that combo and it's been overdone here on tappedout. I'm not going to add it, sorry. Cite your source next time you steal a combo.
January 24, 2014 10:57 a.m.
Dear god.
And I thought I was good at making troll decks. Very well done. :D
January 24, 2014 1:39 p.m.
thedoctor5445 says... #25
+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*infinity
Nickosis says... #1
Wow......I have no words to describe the Trolliness....Very nice. Too bad you wana keep it standard because everyone know Aphetto Alchemist is so much better than Kiora's Follower with Illusionist's Bracers .
January 22, 2014 9:36 a.m.