Trump And His Tiny Deck

Casual* Aggro Control Humans Infect Pillow Fort Team America

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Creature (102)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 5x Abomination
• 50x Border Patrol
• 1x Charging Badger
• 5x Crovax, Ascendant Hero
• 30x Illusionary Wall
• 5x Storm Crow
• 5x Weaver of Lies

Land (35)

• 5x River of Tears
• 10x Temple of Deceit
• 20x Wasteland

Enchantment (75)

• 5x Crackdown
• 5x Evil Presence
• 40x Greed
• 10x Land Tax
• 5x Oppression
• 5x Propaganda
• 5x Total War

Artifact (5)

• 5x Liar's Pendulum

Instant (10)

• 5x Grisly Spectacle
• 5x Undying Evil

Sorcery (56)

• 50x Abandon Hope
• 5x Act on Impulse
• 1x Profane Command

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So now that we have an Oompa-Loompa as Commander in Chief, he has desided to play Magic instead of focusing on important issues, such as whether he should release his hair back into the wild ( Charging Badger ) or if maybe Cheeto dust should really be used as makeup. I have gained inside access as to what our new president will be playing at his personal FNM.

If you beat this deck, there will be hell Toupee. If this deck looses, we will all be deported, Juan by Juan. If you beat this deck, Your deck is rigged, thats it. The end. As it turns out, GOP actually stands for "Grabs Our P*ssy". (Who grabs pussy anyway? Must be a small hands thing...)

Fortunately Trump has made some positive comments about the game, reportandly calling Avacyn, Angel of Hope the third hottest person in the world, right behind himself and his daughter.

There have also been inquiries about the name of this deck. To deal with his small hands, he has to have a super small deck. His deck so small that he needs a pair of tweezers to play with himself. This is the best deck. If fact, it's so good that every magic player will need to buy this deck.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 67 - 0 Rares 105 - 0 Uncommons 101 - 0 Commons
Cards	283
Avg. CMC	3.61
Tokens	Harpy 1/1 B, Morph 2/2 C
Folders	Celebrity Roast decks, jank