Turbo Agonies Zoo

Historic Combo Four Color UBRG Zoo

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Creature (32)

• 1x Barrin, Tolarian Archmage
• 1x Crystalline Giant
• 1x Devourer of Memory
• 4x Embodiment of Agonies
• 1x Excavation Mole
• 1x Fanatical Firebrand
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Gifted Aetherborn
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Gingerbrute
• 1x Glowspore Shaman
• 1x Goblin Chainwhirler
• 1x Gorging Vulture
• 1x Grumgully, the Generous
• 1x Judith, the Scourge Diva
• 1x Kroxa, Titan of Death's Hunger
• 1x Leyline Prowler
• 1x Lore Drakkis
• 1x Merfolk Secretkeeper
• 1x Mire Triton
• 1x Prismite
• 1x Rix Maadi Reveler
• 1x Rummaging Goblin
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Stitcher's Supplier
• 1x Tomebound Lich
• 1x Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath
• 1x Wall of Lost Thoughts
• 1x Zhur-Taa Goblin

Land (24)

• 2x Blood Crypt
• 2x Breeding Pool
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 2x Ketria Triome
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 2x Steam Vents
• 2x Stomping Ground
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 2x Watery Grave
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 2x Zagoth Triome

Instant (4)

• 4x Collected Company

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Lol this deck is my secret Embodiment of Agonies formula designed to devastate and confuse people.

Every nonland card other than Collected Company and Embodiment of Agonies is a one of with a unique converted mana cost, and the deck is entirely committed to this plan. There are many utilities and self-mill options. Lore Drakkis is awesome to snag CoCo from the grave and mutate an Embodiment, giving it a nice P/T boost since Embodiment is a base 0/0.

I can't count the number of games the singleton Goblin Chainwhirler has come out of absolutely nowhere in exactly the matchup i needed it to wreck the opponents day. They have no idea what to expect and the deck is fairly resilient and can even be functionally aggressive at times.

Once you start digging through your library for Embodiments and playing multiple 20/20 flyers for 3 mana it's game over lol. Plus, when the opponent board sweeps early game, it's usually a good thing for you!

Save Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath and Kroxa, Titan of Death's Hunger in the grave for late game if you can as escaping them early kind of disrupts the main plan, plus not casting them frightens and confuses the opponent which is what we're going for here.

Also, if you have a Selvala, Heart of the Wilds on board, enable full control on MTG Arena before Uro or Kroxa hit the battlefield so that you can tap Selvala for mana in response to sacrifice triggers (while you still have big power on board).

The only card I'm planning on replacing is Merfolk Trickster. It's fine, but it forces you to cast Collected Company before the opponent goes to attack, which is not really desirable when you're hoping to flash in terrifying blocks.

Edit: Merfolk Trickster temporarily replaced with Crystalline Giant. It may not be the permanent replacement, but it's much nicer not to have to cast CoCo precombat.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Historic legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.56
Tokens	Food, On an Adventure