TURBO RAMPING NINJA TURTLES (ft. Garruk & Elves)

Modern

Hominis

Creature (19)

• 4x Arbor Elf
• 3x Calcite Snapper
• 2x Chameleon Colossus
• 3x Horned Turtle
• 4x Meandering Towershell
• 3x Thornling

Planeswalker (4)

• 4x Garruk Wildspeaker

Land (24)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 6x Forest
• 3x Island
• 4x Misty Rainforest
• 4x Mutavault
• 3x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

Enchantment (12)

• 4x Assault Formation
• 4x Oath of Nissa
• 4x Utopia Sprawl

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Primal Command

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Sideboard

Enchantment (4)

• 2x Spreading Algae
• 2x Spreading Seas

Instant (6)

• 3x Echoing Truth
• 3x Naturalize

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Savage Punch

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WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY TURTLE BAND

The new LP from TURBO RAMPING NINJA TURTLES just came out, featuring the great Garruk and The Elves.

This hot fire rap is coming straight from the planes of the multiverse:

1. Meandering Towershell's from the dirty islands of Tarkir, where even the poor baby turtles were ripped to shreds by the warring factions. After losing his mother, Biggie Tower thought he lost everything, until he found his passion for music. He eventually made it so big (literally) that all them boys knew what was his land and he finally felt safe enough to raise a family of his own. He channels his feelings into his verse.

2. Horned Turtle is the rock that holds the group together. He's not the biggest, nor the most versatile, but what he lacks in ability on the rap floor he makes up for in the sick beats he lays down for the rest of the gang. He's slogan is "Once a turtle, turtles for life." No one knows what it means, but they all respect his wisdom and acceptance of other creature types.

3. Calcite Snapper is the heart and soul of this group. He's always going with the flow and the first one to chill out with some Gatekeeper Vine after a long day. But get him to a mic and he'll rip that apart like it's your mom on a Saturday night, ripping apart the dance floor. His favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry.

GET TICKETS NOW

Their new tour to support the album, For the Love of Nykthos, will be coming across the US and Canada before it moves on to the European continent and into Asia. Get tickets now while they cards are still cheap! These boys are soon to be a wide mainstream hit.

THE TRACKS

Featured on tour will be:

• Assault Formation: their Number One hit in Canada, the US, UK, and Australia, it really gets the boys (and the crowd) going
• Oath of Nissa: always a good one to start things off, it lets TRNT really find their groove and smooth things out
• Primal Command: you don't see this much, but when the boys pull it out you know everyone's gonna go wild

FROM GARRUK AND THE ELVES:

• Utopia Sprawl: the bread and butter song for GATE, and a number one hit in Australia, New Zealand, the Dominican Republic, US, UK, and Florida, this lets them do everything they want to and gets hype for those big songs coming
• Oath of Nissa: a huge landmark for the boys, it shows the prowess of this genre of music and is a personal favorite of Garruk

And with their tech boys from way back home keeping them going, and with Nyx looking out for everyone, it's gonna be a wild ride.

GET TICKETS NOW AT YOUR LOCAL GAME STORE

Date added	8 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 22 - 0 Rares 0 - 2 Uncommons 14 - 12 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.83
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G