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The H is O (Budget Turn 3 Kill)

Standard Aggro Budget Burn Mono-Red Red Deck Wins

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Enchantment (3)

Sorcery (1)


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"That's one.""That's two...that's two."

"THAT'S THREE!!!"


This is the final version of my budget, mono-red, turn 3 kill ultra aggro fun times deck.
No card has a CMC of over 2 mana.
The whole thing can be put together from scratch for under $40 (the most expensive card is Monastery Swiftspear). Come October, this will be gone so enjoy breaking the Standard speed limit while you still can. This is kind of meant to be a cheap joke but it has some strong points:

You, too, can get Glenn Frey with 3 lines, and you don't need fancy planeswalkers or more than $40. A mono-red deck just punked the Pro Tour, and you're free to run that one, if you like. No, this isn't optimal for everything, this is a artistic statement and a joke that punishes morons. No, there is no Chandra, because she costs 3 mana, and also she is expensive. It is what it is, friends. Enjoy! If you have fun with it, feel free to upvote or comment.

* Goblin Glory Chaser must have Renown to get trample from the combo.

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I've never posted a deck that got anywhere close to 50 upvotes. This is the first time I've had a "cool" idea on tappedout, and I feel pretty awesome. Thanks everyone for appreciating my silly deck idea! Live that dream!

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(9 years ago)

+1 Scouring Sands maybe
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Date added 9 years
Last updated 9 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.

Rarity (main - side)

3 - 0 Rares

18 - 8 Uncommons

21 - 7 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 1.45
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