Turn 1: 11/11 Indestructable Trample Infect Haste

Casual BGW (Abzan, Junk) Casual Infect Midrange Ramp Theme/Gimmick

buttergolem

Creature (21)

• 4x Blightsteel Colossus
• 4x Elvish Piper
• 4x Fauna Shaman
• 4x Siege Rhino
• 1x Storm Crow
• 4x Summoner's Egg

Land (23)

• 4x City of Brass
• 1x Forest
• 2x Lotus Vale
• 4x Mana Confluence
• 4x Murmuring Bosk
• 4x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 4x Vivid Grove

Artifact (12)

• 4x Black Lotus
• 4x Lightning Greaves
• 4x Quicksilver Amulet

Instant (4)

• 4x Doom Blade

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Sideboard

Creature (9)

• 2x Archetype of Imagination
• 3x Birds of Paradise
• 4x Goblin Rabblemaster

Land (2)

• 2x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Thoughtseize

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This parody of the deck currently occupying the #1 deck spot is a joke. To win, use Forest. Then, play 3x Black Lotus, and use the ten mana from the production to play Quicksilver Amulet and get the colossus out. Last, use the two mana for Lightning Greaves and equip on Blightsteel Colossus and swing for game. Another combo is, with the same mana, Sumoner's Egg, Lightning Greives, and Doom Blade. This will pretty much NEVER actually work, so don't build it. Also, it has an abuse win con. Get a seige rhino and you win, because its a freaking SEIGE RHINO!!! Wait... You don't automatically win if you get a siege rhino out? That makes no sense! Well, anyways, another win con, unlike that deck, is to have somebody distract the opponent. Setting the building on fire works well for this. Then, when everybody is running and panicking, slip the win con into your hand. Last, laugh in your opponent's face when they realize you killed them by swinging T1. If this actually works once, though, This would be hilarious. The original deck is here: http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/03-12-14-project-x/

Date added	9 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 13 Rares 16 - 2 Uncommons 1 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.73
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R