Un-Artifacts

Casual Affinity Artifact Combo Mono-White

Haruchan

Creature (8)

• 4x Cheap Ass
• 4x Little Girl

Land (20)

• 4x City of Ass
• 12x Plains
• 4x R&D's Secret Lair

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Charm School

Artifact (30)

• 4x Ashnod's Coupon
• 4x Blacker Lotus
• 4x Gleemax
• 4x Jack-in-the-Mox
• 2x Jester's Sombrero
• 4x Letter Bomb
• 4x Mana Screw
• 4x Mox Lotus

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Sideboard

Enchantment (7)

• 2x Charm School
• 4x I'm Rubber, You're Glue
• 1x Wordmail

Artifact (2)

• 2x Urza's Contact Lenses

Instant (6)

• 4x Save Life
• 2x Sex Appeal

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Maybeboard

Artifact (2)

• 1x My First Tome
• 1x Super Secret Tech

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There isn't an option for Un-Block Block Constructed, but I made one anyway. If you have questions or suggestions, please leave a comment.

Obviously, we have the turn one win or free drink of R&D's Lair+Ashnod's Coupon, and Mox Lotus/Mana Screw into Gleemax (if you flip enough coins, they might just concede). City of Ass is included because 2 lands making 3 mana is sweet, and it works well with Cheap Ass. Little Girl is in the deck as a chump blocker who can be cast off of the extra half mana if you only have one City of Ass.

Note: You will need more than 4 copies of Blacker Lotus, unless you have really bad luck on the draw.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	34 - 4 Rares 6 - 8 Uncommons 8 - 3 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.75