Un-Pauper: the Biggest Elemental

Unformat GWU (Bant)

SpiralingPsychelone

Creature (14)

• 2x Artful Looter
• 4x Knight of the Hokey Pokey
• 4x Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We
• 4x S.N.O.T.

Enchantment (6)

• 2x GO TO JAIL
• 4x Wordmail

Land (22)

• 9x Forest
• 5x Island
• 8x Plains

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Land Aid '04
• 3x Selfie Preservation

Instant (10)

• 4x AWOL
• 4x Flaccify
• 2x Graphic Violence

Artifact (1)

• 1x Chaos Confetti

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Sideboard

Instant (8)

• 4x Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
• 4x Remodel

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I love silver bordered cards so here is a silver-bordered Pauper deck. I am trying to complete the first two un-sets (Unglued and Unhinged) and I figured, why not build a Pauper deck with all the excess commons? It does contain a few cards from Unstable as well.

The deck revolves around the Elemental with the super long name and Wordmail. Which, if combined, should result in a 27/27 creature. Land Aid '04 and Selfie Preservation help thin the deck and search for lands while Artful Looter helps cycle cards. Looter also doesn't specify non-land permanents, so you can use its effect before playing your land and then untap him and draw again.

Edit 11-2024: Made some changes to the deck based on some feedback! Added Knight of the Hokey Pokey for an alternate target for Wordmail. Added Flaccify, a counterspell at common I completely forgot existed and some other stuff!

If you didn't notice it yet: this deck is purely for fun and a tribute to my favorite childhood set: Unhinged. But feel free to try this deck with friends and maybe against other (non-silver border) Pauper decks ;)

Top Ranked	Achieved #10 position overall 1 week ago
Date added	2 months
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Unformat legal.
Rarity (main - side)	38 - 8 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.21