UNLIMITED DRINKY

Commander / EDH* Casual Combo Infinite Combo Jank Mono-Blue

Scrying_Rogue

Creature (25)

• 1x Champion of Wits
• 1x Chief of the Foundry
• 1x Daring Apprentice
• 1x Dreamscape Artist
• 1x Drift of Phantasms
• 1x Elgaud Shieldmate
• 1x Ethereal Usher
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Gomazoa
• 1x Guard Gomazoa
• 1x Kaijin of the Vanishing Touch
• 1x Looter il-Kor
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Myr Landshaper
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Toymaker
• 1x Transmogrifying Licid
• 1x Treasure Mage
• 1x Tribute Mage
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Vedalken Aethermage
• 1x Vertigo Spawn
• 1x Vortex Elemental
• 1x Wall of Frost

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Deep Freeze
• 1x Drake Haven
• 1x Lilting Refrain
• 1x March of the Machines

Artifact (19)

• 1x Ashnod's Coupon
• 1x Ashnod's Transmogrant
• 1x Codex Shredder
• 1x Cranial Archive
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Liquimetal Coating
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Neurok Stealthsuit
• 1x Orazca Relic
• 1x Salvaging Station
• 1x Skeleton Key
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Thran Forge
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Transmogrifying Wand
• 1x Universal Solvent
• 1x Unstable Obelisk

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Careful Study
• 1x Chart a Course
• 1x Compulsive Research
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Forget
• 1x Recall
• 1x Strategic Planning
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Commander (1)

Instant (8)

• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Dizzy Spell
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Polymorphist's Jest
• 1x Radical Idea
• 1x Scour from Existence
• 1x Thirst for Knowledge

Land (35)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cephalid Coliseum
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 29x Island
• 1x R&D's Secret Lair
• 1x Sequestered Stash

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TAPPED OUT dot COM DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THIS DECK IS EDH LEGAL BECAUSE OF SILVER-BORDERED CARDS, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER OUTSIDE OF A TOURNAMENT. SO I MUST SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE COMPETITIVE EDH PLAYERS FOR THIS GRAVE MISTAKE

(if it's really so important to you, then you can take out Chief of the Foundry , r&d's secret lair, Expedition Map , & Ashnod's Coupon and replace them with Phyrexian Furnace . this tightens up the combo but makes it REALLY BORING)

STEP ONE: BECOME A REAL VAMPIRE Show

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE DOING THIS, JUST GO TO THE OLD GRAVEYARD ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE THE GRAIN SILO IN ALBION, WASHINGTON BETWEEN 12:00-1:00 AM, MONDAY-FRIDAY

STEP TWO: COMBO OFF Show

YOU'LL NEED March of the Machines , Ashnod's Coupon , r&d's secret lair, Chief of the Foundry , Thousand-Year Elixir , & Salvaging Station

THIS MIGHT SEEM LIKE A LOT, BUT THERE'S A GOOD AMOUNT OF TUTORS HERE AND THE PAYOFF IS WELL WORTH IT

NERD INSTRUCTIONS:

With r&d's secret lair in play, crack open an Ashnod's Coupon . This lets you evade the cost of your drinky. You can do this at the same time as the rest of the combo, or you can leave the Coupon in the graveyard until you have March of the Machines , Salvaging Station , Thousand-Year Elixir , & Chief of the Foundry on the battlefield.

Salvaging Station lets you return the Coupon to the field as a 1/1 thanks to Chief of the Foundry and March of the Machines . Thousand-Year Elixir makes sure you can crack the Coupon the same turn it comes in. Since the Coupon's a creature as long as it's on the battlefield, its death will untap Salvaging Station . Then we can reanimate it right away and the cycle begins anew.

STEP THREE: KILL Show

ASSUMING YOU FOLLOWED STEPS ONE & TWO CORRECTLY, YOU CAN NOW ASK YOUR OPPONENTS(S) TO FETCH YOU UNLIMITED DRINKIES. IF THEY'RE THE BOURGEOISIE THEY CAN EASILY FRONT THE COSTS OF 410,757,864,530 CANS OF ARIZONA GREEN TEA. THAT'S WHAT STEP ONE IS FOR: WHEN THEY SAY "what would you like?" YOU SAY "HUMAN BLOOD" AND FUCKING EXSANGUINATE THEM

LEGAL DISCLAIMER Show

This combo is not legal with Quebec's city limits due to local anti-gambling laws. Citizens of Quebec can not be made to pay real money by any game, and are therefore immune to Ashnod's Coupon . If you wish break the law and buy drinks when afflicted with Ashnod's Coupon , you have entered the realm of Illegal Magic: The Gathering. If you are caught in this act Richard Garfield, Ph.D. will trap you inside a Magic: The Gathering trading card forever.

see you later, space meowboy

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.85
Tokens	Champion of Wits 4/4 B, City's Blessing, Drake 2/2 U, Goat 0/1 W, Ox 2/4 W, Zombie 2/2 B