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Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without

Standard BUG (Sultai)

Krankenwagon


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Artifact (2)

Instant (2)

Sorcery (1)


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Recycling

Remember... When you were kid. There was those three boxes. These magical boxes filled with mysteries. Sometime they could be stinky, sometime even lethal (there's always that kid who likes to eat weird stuff) and sometime in turns out that one of them is an harvesting pit of flies.

I present to you the pure... the neat...

The recycle bin A.K.A Deathrite Shaman

I present to you the gross... the evil..

The garbage bin A.K.A the deadly duo Desecration Demon and Reaper of the Wilds

And finally, the stinky... the fountain of weird life...

The compost bin A.K.A the one and only Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

THE...wait for it...PLAN

Recycling...bin

The master of recycling, true friend of the environment Deathrite Shaman is always willing to pick up what the other tend to put to the trash. This guy, he's like a value village warlord.

When Abrupt Decay destroys something, the master of recycling says to himself.. ''#*$& YEAH NEW CLOTHES''

''Never put to the waste what can be used again''.. famous quote by me.

Garbage...bin

Once upon a time, two days ago, I brought my garbage outside. An hour later or so, I hear some noise. Out of curiosity, I go outside and take a look at whats going on. I was shocked. Two little demoniac things were having a festival in my garbage bin. They were so evil.

Desecration Demon

This fat evilish one was like ''Yeah im fat, so what, I can fly''. Desecration Demon whispered to my ear ''If you feed me more garbage, I will not bite you''.

Reaper of the Wilds

And this one was staring at me. Staring for way to long. And then said '' If I bite you die, otherwise CAN'T TOUCH THIS''

So yeah, they became my friends but sometime they don't give a %$#

Compost...bin

She smells so bad that she is in every single Esper deck. Yeah that's because she stinks. Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

''Yo deck so fat'' she said. ''Let me put some of your perishable goods in my bin''. After a while she was looking blindly in the horizon and whispered ''New life shall arise''.

Yep, she's nuts......

Your nightmare shall begin?

Feel free to comment, and give feedback. I shall test this deck pretty soon and see how it turns out!

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After playtesting it a local tournament where 90% of the deck played were *#$!&!)$( AGGRO some changes must be made.

Don't worry the EPIC TRIO STAYS INTACT.

I will remove the red from the deck completely and make the deck a BUG control/midrange deck!

Basically I lost so hard on 3 matchup against pure aggro deck. And I won against a burn/control deck faily easy!

Feel free to give me any feedback on the modifications I will be doing.

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Revision 4 See all

(11 years ago)

-1 Abrupt Decay side
-1 Breeding Poolfoil main
+4 Dreg Mangler main
+2 Forest main
+1 Hero's Downfall main
+5 Lotleth Troll main
-1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx main
+1 Ordeal of Nylea main
-1 Read the Bones main
+4 Swamp main
+1 Underworld Cerberus maybe
-1 Underworld Connections main
+1 Warriors' Lesson main
Top Ranked
  • Achieved #33 position overall 10 years ago
Date added 11 years
Last updated 11 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.

Rarity (main - side)

3 - 0 Mythic Rares

32 - 5 Rares

13 - 2 Uncommons

0 - 1 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.59
Tokens Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer
Folders Online, idk?, I would like this
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