Very Casual Merfolk and Goblins Weenie Deck

Standard* Burn Casual Competitive Control Goblins Merfolk UR (Izzet)

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None (36)

• 2x Banefire
• 2x Electrodominance
• 8x Island
• 2x Lightning Strike
• 8x Mountain
• 2x Radiating Lightning
• 2x Shock
• 4x Steam Vents
• 4x Sulfur Falls
• 2x Viashino Pyromancer

Counterspell (18)

• 2x Bone to Ash
• 2x Devious Cover-Up
• 2x Essence Scatter
• 2x Hornswoggle
• 2x Negate
• 2x Quench
• 2x Spell Pierce
• 2x Spell Swindle
• 2x Unwind

Exile (4)

• 2x Devious Cover-Up
• 2x Risk Factor

Defender (2)

• 2x Electrostatic Field

Jump-start (2)

• 2x Risk Factor

Spectacle (2)

• 2x Skewer the Critics

Tap/Untap (2)

• 2x Unwind

Tokens (2)

• 2x Spell Swindle

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Sideboard

Counterspell (7)

• 1x Essence Scatter
• 2x Hornswoggle
• 1x Negate
• 1x Quench
• 1x Spell Pierce
• 1x Unwind

None (4)

• 1x Lightning Strike
• 1x Shock
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Viashino Pyromancer

Spectacle (1)

• 1x Skewer the Critics

Defender (1)

• 1x Electrostatic Field

Exile (2)

• 2x Risk Factor

Jump-start (2)

• 2x Risk Factor

Tap/Untap (1)

• 1x Unwind

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As the name suggests, nothing to see here. Just another boring net deck. Barely worthy of kitchen magic. I mean, Goblins and Merfolk? C’mon it’s not 1996 anymore. It’s purely a coincidence that it just so happens to be standard legal. Warning ⚠️ play-testing this deck (can you even call it that though?) might cause immediate death from boredom and/or yawning-induced hypoxia. Also as an aside, this deck’s unofficial nickname is “Greensleeves”- both as a nod to the MTG novels, and because it’s currently sleeved in green Dragon Shields and rides around in one of those leather white mana symbol Ultra Pro deck boxes. Key strategies for winning in the deck, are to clear a path on the battlefield for all of your little weenie creature to poke through. Do that with some zappies and nopies. In fact, enough zappies and nopies might win you the game before you get your first weenie out.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 2 Rares 8 - 5 Uncommons 20 - 7 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.56
Tokens	Treasure