Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

Modern Casual GW (Selesnya) Lifelink Mill Theme/Gimmick

Andramalech

Land (16)

• 2x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 3x Forest
• 1x Plains
• 2x Temple Garden
• 2x Urza's Saga
• 2x Verdant Catacombs
• 4x Windswept Heath

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Flare of Cultivation

Creature (12)

• 4x Arboreal Grazer
• 4x Lurking Roper
• 4x Stoneforge Mystic

Artifact (10)

• 3x Shadowspear
• 4x Sorcerer's Wand
• 3x Viridian Longbow

Enchantment (12)

• 4x Forge Anew
• 4x Lifelink
• 4x Sigarda's Aid

Instant (6)

• 3x Archon's Glory
• 3x Take Up the Shield

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Sideboard

Instant (9)

• 3x Dawn's Truce
• 3x Force of Vigor
• 3x Royal Treatment

Creature (3)

• 3x Solitude

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The follow is the results of about 16 total hours of brainstorming and logistical long-jumping to forced conclusions. I digress, this is a monstrosity colored in Selesnya ({W}{G}), and focused solely on Lurking Roper as means of a joke.

Theme

If you're really trying to understand what's going on, maybe reference Paladin Wand. The difference here is that this guy Lurking Roper is flinging his arms and sh@#$t at everyone else, with maximum damage in mind.

Construction

• This list functions primarily in an almost identical fashion as Paladin Wand does, in that Sorcerer's Wand is the stapled piece, seeing it's identical match in Viridian Longbow. We give that to the Lurking Roper, by way of hard-casting and hard-equipping.. or you could use the detailed pieces below:

• Sigarda's Aid will allow you to attach whatever stick is necessary to win once we have the appropriate flailing entity.

• Forge Anew allows you to bring that action online the moment it hits the field, explaining why it exists as the parallel to Sigarda's Aid.

• Lifelink lives up to the namesake and the necessary component to making this a tap/untap win combo.

• Other spells within the list include Dawn's Truce and Hold up the Shield in order to reinforce the attaining of Lifelink.

Discussion

Look, this list is an abomination, as have all previous variations and ideas surrounding the deck. Don't get me wrong- concepts are fun to follow, but these are by no means meant to be super competitive. The brain exercise however is pretty awesome, and the comradery I get to participate in with Balaam__ and kamarupa is pretty tight.

This list is no different than my last two, in that I was simply trying to have fun and construct something to the concept. This last iteration (and admittedly the last planned deck) for this challenge is meant to especially touch on Balaam__'s expertise. So l look forward to their feedback specifically. That's not to say other users aren't welcome to comment. As always, cheers, and if you believe you have some constructive feedback to provide, I look forward to hearing from you!

Top Ranked	Achieved #33 position overall 2 days ago Achieved #23 position in Modern 2 days ago Achieved #5 position in Modern Casual 2 days ago
Date added	2 days
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 6 Mythic Rares 24 - 3 Rares 8 - 3 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.70
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Royal
Folders	Modern Decks I Did Not Make
Based on	Heart of Darkness Challenge - Pt. II - Yarok Andramalech EDH