Waifu Seppuku

Commander / EDH Aristocrats BR (Rakdos) Sacrifice Tokens Treasure

kpolitza

Creature (37)

• 1x Abyssal Harvester
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate
• 1x Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
• 1x Bloodthirsty Conqueror
• 1x Cordial Vampire
• 1x Crime Novelist
• 1x Decadent Dragon
• 1x Dire Fleet Hoarder
• 1x Goldspan Dragon
• 1x Greedy Freebooter
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Infernal Vessel
• 1x Infestation Sage
• 1x Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
• 1x Juri, Master of the Revue
• 1x Lagomos, Hand of Hatred
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Mahadi, Emporium Master
• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Mayhem Devil
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Nine-Lives Familiar
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Patron of the Arts
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Professional Face-Breaker
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Rev, Tithe Extractor
• 1x Ruthless Technomancer
• 1x Shambling Ghast
• 1x Skullport Merchant
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Warren Soultrader
• 1x Xorn

Land (35)

• 1x Arena of Glory
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cinder Barrens
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 12x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 12x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thriving Bluff
• 1x Thriving Moor

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blade of the Bloodchief
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Oni-Cult Anvil
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tarrian's Soulcleaver

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Blasphemous Edict
• 1x Blood Money
• 1x Grim Bounty
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Victimize

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Commander (1)

Instant (10)

• 1x Bulk Up
• 1x Corrupted Conviction
• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Fake Your Own Death
• 1x Fling
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Undying Malice
• 1x Unexpected Windfall
• 1x Untimely Malfunction

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Phyresis
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Revel in Riches

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Creature (3)

• 1x Ancient Copper Dragon
• 1x Cauldron Familiar
• 1x Kalain, Reclusive Painter

Artifact (1)

• 1x Treasure Map  ^Flip

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Waifu aristocrats deck. General idea is to sac creatures/treasures to pump Evereth then sac her to do massive damage.

There are a few combos, but my playgroup is casual so I don't tutor for anything. If I draw into them however, that's always fun. 2 staples are [Reassembling + Pitiless + Ashnod] and [Mahadi + Revel + Ashnod].

One thing I love about Eve is that she also acts as a deterrent. If she dies in combat or is removed, everyone is getting chunked. That being said, try to ensure you always have at least 2 treasures or the mana to pay her trigger, otherwise there's nothing stopping people from blasting her. Exile is her biggest weakness obviously, so if possible always try to have an instant speed sac effect to duck it.

Infect/poison counters and revel in riches are alternative win cons, although infect tends to get on people's nerves so if I have the setup really early, I'll hold off on playing it. But if you like fast games, Eve is 5/5 -> Bulk Up -> Tainted Strike -> Death Trigger is pretty funny.

potential swaps: treasure map for ichor, kalain for a mountain/harvester, cauldron familiar for nine lives

Top Ranked	Achieved #13 position overall 1 month ago Achieved #11 position in Commander / EDH 1 month ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Aristocrats 2 months ago
Date added	2 months
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 26 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.78
Tokens	Clue, Construct 1/1 C, Copy Clone, Elemental 2/1 R, Food, Insect 1/1 BG w/ Flying, On an Adventure, Servo 1/1 C, Snake 1/1 B, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed
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