Wait! Stop! I Just Wanna Punch You!

Commander / EDH*

TheBlackFed_Aura

The Bullies (23)

• 1x Anafenza, the Foremost
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Dauntless Escort
• 1x Garruk, Apex Predator
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Hydra Omnivore
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory *list*
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
• 1x Sarkhan Vol
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Stonehoof Chieftain
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Thunderfoot Baloth
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden
• 1x Zhur-Taa Druid
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

My Stuff (8)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Conqueror's Flail
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Sword of the Animist

Stay out of my room!! (1)

• 1x Ghostly Prison

No Dweebs Allowed Zone (34)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 5x Forest
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 3x Plains
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Atomic Wedgies (11)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Curse of Exhaustion
• 1x Everlasting Torment
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Havoc Festival
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Vryn Wingmare

Commander (1)

Loogies and Spitballs (12)

• 1x Abzan Charm
• 1x Artifact Mutation
• 1x Aura Mutation
• 1x Clan Defiance
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Duneblast
• 1x Lavalanche
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Ride Down
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Utter End

Beatings (5)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Breath of Fury
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Strionic Resonator

Your Lunch Money (5)

• 1x Farseek
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Treasured Find

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Hey, nerds! I know none of you have ever played a deck like this. You don't have the guts you bunch a chickens! You all think that your top-tier, mono-blue, control-control, blah-blah decks can beat whatever, but that's even stupider than me! Nobody beats my deck! Just sit still and take your beating!_hits table_Uh-oh, the dice tray broke. Well, I'm telling Mom!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.35
Tokens	Beast 3/3 B, Dragon 4/4 R, Emblem Garruk, Apex Predator, Ogre 3/3 R, Saproling 1/1 G