Thank you for calling, Dark Realms Inc., your call is important to us, the representatives that will be serving you today are
Desecration Demon=Our most patient and efficent worker, While he may take a little while to get what you need, he always produces excellent results
Lifebane Zombie = Our resident problem solver. Able to look at the big picture and handle most potential "problem" situations before they happen.
Crypt Ghast = The number cruncher of the group, A whiz at maximizing resource for optimal utilization.
And the supervisor in charge, Liliana of the Dark Realms =excellent manager for providing the right solution at the right time.
Step 1.
Corrupt
,
Grisly Spectacle
,Doom Blade, Mutilate,Murder=Please instruct all creatures to form a line in the graveyard.
Step 2(Kind of step 1 still). Crypt Ghast, Liliana of the Dark Realms,Sign in Blood,
Cremate
,Please stand by while we gather all the necessary paperwork.
Elixir of Immortality=We are experiencing a higher than normal control volume, please stay on the line and we will process your request in the order it was received
Step 3.Diabolic Tutor, Rise of the Dark Realms=Your request has been processed and you may now begin transfer in an orderly, but hasty, fashion
There are still a few kinks to work out, and the sideboard is in its early phases(suggestions welcomed). But this deck has been playing well against a number of different archetypes.
