Wall of WTF?

Modern

Timbo

Creature (16)

• 3x Battle Rampart
• 4x Overgrown Battlement
• 2x Wall of Bone
• 4x Wall of Torches
• 3x Wall of Vines

Land (22)

• 7x Forest
• 8x Mountain
• 7x Swamp

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Desolation

Instant (12)

• 1x Blunt the Assault
• 4x Fog
• 3x Lightning Bolt
• 4x Searing Blaze

Sorcery (6)

• 4x Demolish
• 2x Desert Twister

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The best way to describe this "parody deck" is to tell a little story:

CHAPTER 1: THE RESTORATION OF DOMINARIA

I came upon the ruined land of Dominaria and I saw some living plant life. There was a Wall of Vines and an Overgrown Battlement still remaining after several years of neglect. So, I decided to build a wall in homage to this lasting monument. First, I gathered all the bones lying around the perimeter of these plant walls and built a Wall of Bone . I did not feel enough satisfaction from this, as I saw some more ruins lying around. So I decided to continue cleaning up the place by gathering all the trash and building more walls. I wanted to make a Wall of Junk , but alas, no junk was available, but only wood. So I made a Battle Rampart and a Wall of Torches . After many years of trials and tribulations, I was able to clean the plain and restore it to its prior glory. However, I noticed the sadistic nature of what I was creating, and those damn Phyrexians kept coming to the plane of Dominaria and messing stuff up. So I decided to use some magic to stop them and do so in the most sneaky and dastardly manner: I will kill their mana! I will straight out Demolish it, unleash a Desert Twister , and commit acts of utter Desolation . Then, when they are down, I will kick them in the teeth with some Lightning Bolts and Searing Blazes! Also, I want my monumental walls to stand as long as the ones that inspired my own creations, so I will not let them break me! I will cast a Fog around my land, and if the fog lifts, I will Blunt the Assault they eventually put together and only allow them to make me stronger! My Swamps, Forests and Mountains will rejoice as the Phyrexians flee from my tyranny and Dominaria will rise again!!!!! Thanks to the tiny idea of commemorating a few plant walls on a desolate plain!

Date added	12 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Uncommons 25 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.45