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Kologhan Kompany
** Where everything is A,o,K
Dragon's?! Aggro?! I've never heard of such a thing... But even more absurd is Jund Dragons! Well surprise! Its a thing. Hello my name is Sarkhan. I'm part of Kolaghan Kompany. I'm our main marketing agent for our brand new company and we expect everything to be A'o'K we playing with our deck. A'o'K meaning Aggression of Kologhan. Yes my boss is always pretty angry so with a fast set mind you can get the work done it no time. Our job at Kologhan Kompany is to make sure to get the job done. We attack, you win, and I feed my dragons. It seems reasonable right? What?! Your no convinced yet?! Oh Dromoka?! Well I thought I had you in the sale but I guess we have to begin the deck deck.
Our Finest Selection of Dragon's
Dragonlord Kolaghan: This is the boss. He pumps up our dragons ya know. When he got us that new Vending Goblin machine when he stepped into the boss throne to replace Zurgo, we all were like "Yes!!!!" but then he said,"You have to work twice as fast or your gonna be the next thing in the vending machine." Of course we all listened to him cause dragons don't like eating other dragons. Its not cool man. I had to eat Jerry! Not a good experience. Anyway its the boss and he deals 10 damage and he makes everyone work faster so...
Kolaghan, the Storm's Fury: This is our boss's photo of when he was a kid. Some dragon roar that if you stay at night in the office you will see lightning come out of his mouth! Tell me that isn't cool. Plus that picture just gets my boss goin when he people see his childhood photo. That makes the boss more angry and he gets the job done even faster. With more lightning that just more damage.
Dragonlord's Servant: So the cool thing about the boss is he always get lunch for me and my friends. There this food goblin that always pulls up to the front of the office and sells us deers, humans, and other tasty things. I think the goblins name is Ernesto. Nice guy. And when a dragon is fed he works even faster.
Dragonmaster Outcast: So this Dragonmaster is our scout. He helps find us some dragons in the field and gets them to work. We assure you that he will help you win the game and of course get the job done.
Atarka, World Render: So this guy was my the boss's girlfriend. I mean she seems friendly enough. Her job is as a dragon dentist so she every once in a while our boss gives us her card and she gives us a good teeth polishing and sharpening that way we do extra damage when were fighting. I also don't where the boss picked up this chick but she is smokin hot breathing the fire and she is always pretty horny. (Get it cause she has horns or antlers. My boss is gonna kill me).
Thunderbreak Regent: So this guy is one of my best friends. His name in Regent but we call him Reggy for short. This guy is a beast. He has the best sales rate out of all of us and boy does he do some work. He's a nice guy and will win you the game himself if he needs too.
Accounting, Sales, Enchantments, Sorceries, Instants, and Me
Sarkhan's Triumph
: Well thats me with my triumph. I guess if I ever need help Reggy comes over a picks me up. He's got a sick ride to. The Mercedes Bolt that they have in Tarkir is awesome. What... Yes! They do have cars in Tarkir.
Ruinous Path: Well when my good friend Ugin went to Zendikar he showed me different techniques that the natives were using to destroy the Eldrazi so we took some of those techniques and put them to the test right here in the office. What do you know? They actually work.
Dragon Fodder and Hordeling Outburst: Well you know us dragons get hungry pretty easily. We normally eat goblins but sometimes those rascals are still alive when they come out of the vending machine and they just run off all over the place. I guess they made a good defender from other businesses like Silumgar Skrappery and Oujatia's Ice cream.
Kolaghan's Command: When were on the battlefield our boss gives us strict orders. He can create some much lightning that a sheer bolt in a dead body will make it come back to life and keep on fighting. Thats my boss.
Atarka's Command
: My boss's girlfriend is strong herself. When were in a crisis her dentistry business comes along and helps us kick some butt. I like her a lot. She seems cool.
Crux of Fate
: Just straight up kills everything we need it too.
Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker: You can't forget about me! I turn into a dragon, I have powerful card draw, and I can kill creature. What's not to like?
Why this business?
Here at Kolaghan Kompany were aggressive. We enjoy killing, murdering, and eating for your very good. Try us out and checkout our business card. (That means like the deck and comment cause it helps me out a lot)
