"Who doesn't enjoy capitalism" with Teysa Karlov

Commander / EDH* Aristocrats WB (Orzhov) Weenie

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Creature (27)

• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodsoaked Champion
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Doomed Dissenter
• 1x Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Garrison Cat
• 1x Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Mondrak, Glory Dominus
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Sevinne's Reclamation
• 1x Victimize

Land (37)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 8x Snow-Covered Plains
• 8x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Instant (8)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Despark
• 1x Inkshield
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Village Rites

Commander (1)

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Attrition
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Oversold Cemetery
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

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Sideboard

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Revel in Riches

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Maybeboard

Creature (8)

• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Hallowed Spiritkeeper
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Sadistic Hypnotist
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Yosei, the Morning Star

Artifact (1)

• 1x Deathrender

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Teysa Karlov has grown impatient from waiting to become the guildmaster of the Orzhov syndicate, so she has decided to take matters into her own hands to conquer all opposition or die trying.

What is this deck?

This deck is an aristocrat style archetype that situates around making your tokens (random citizens) and even prolific figures (Kokusho, Bontu, etc) die for your own capital gain.

Win Conditions and how to win?**

There are multiple ways to win with this deck, the main ways are to do one of the following-

1- Blood Artist + sac outlet + tons of tokens = lots of dead players

Nice Synergies

The commander synergises with a lot of things in this deck, with Kokusho causing a 30 life swing upon dying, Elenda creating a huge board of vampires upon dying, and then that being doubled.

Yawgmoth, Thran Physician our lord and saviour, father of Machines and Lord of the Wastes; has decided to grant his blessing upon this deck, with the likes of blood artist you can effectively draw a card by saccing a creature, or to mix things up have 2 creatures with undying and you can draw your deck.

I intend to improve this deck as time goes on since I love the way Teysa interacts with a lot of things and the manner in which Aristocrats interact in general.

If you like this deck, be sure to upvote it and make any suggestions.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 1 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.89
Tokens	Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Inkling 2/1 WB, Snake 1/1 B, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, The Monarch, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Ideas, New Deck Ideas