Who needs turns anyways?

Commander / EDH Control Counterspell Enchantment Flash Jank Pillow Fort

Telph

Land (33)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Desolate Lighthouse
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Magosi, the Waterveil
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Mirrodin's Core
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x The World Tree
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Chronomantic Escape
• 1x Emeria's Call  ^Flip
• 1x Resurgent Belief
• 1x Single Combat

Instant (24)

• 1x An Offer You Can't Refuse
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Chance for Glory
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Despark
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Failure / Comply
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Growth Spiral
• 1x Jwari Disruption  ^Flip
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Meditate
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Trickbind
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Creature (12)

• 1x Chronatog
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Eon Frolicker
• 1x Faerie Mastermind
• 1x Hope of Ghirapur
• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge
• 1x Magus of the Abyss
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Sanctum Weaver
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Tidal Barracuda

Commander (1)

Enchantment (17)

• 1x Awakening
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Havoc Festival
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Lethal Vapors
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Mind's Dilation
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Noble Heritage
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Tidal Control
• 1x Wild Research

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Chronatog Totem
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x The One Ring
• 1x The Stasis Coffin
• 1x Wedding Ring

---

Sideboard

Instant (7)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Razorgrass Ambush  ^Flip
• 1x Revitalizing Repast  ^Flip
• 1x Waterlogged Teachings  ^Flip

Creature (3)

• 1x Hydroelectric Specimen  ^Flip
• 1x Pinnacle Monk  ^Flip
• 1x Witch Enchanter  ^Flip

Land (1)

• 1x Undiscovered Paradise

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Sundering Eruption  ^Flip

---

Maybeboard

Land (1)

• 1x Shipwreck Marsh

Instant (1)

• 1x Rush of Inspiration  ^Flip

---

Step 1: skip your turn Step 2: ... Step 3: Profit!

There's so much going on in this deck

Basically you want to get into a scenario where it's beneficial for you to skip your turn. Maybe you skip your turn to avoid a really bad upkeep trigger, maybe you're skipping your turn so that - list text hereyour effects that last until your next turn never ends. Or sometimes you can skip your turn just because you don't need your turn's draw and untap steps to play the game because you have other ways of generating mana and drawing cards.

There's a couple of combos:

Hive mind + Pact of Negation / Slaughter Pact / Chance for Glory

Lethal vapors + Teferi's protection + trick bind / Krosan Grip is the classic "Teferi's vacation combo" but there are plenty of cards other than Teferi's protection and lethal vapors that can work to a lesser extent. For example Chronatog + stasis coffin can be a similar combo to Teferi's vacation. Your permanents aren't phased out, so you can still use your mana to play cards at instant speed, but also your opponents can destroy your permanents.

Chronatog + the one ring / stasis coffin / glacial Chasm / Solitary Confinement can be a similar combo to Teferi's vacation. Your permanents aren't phased out, so you can still play cards at instant speed, but also your opponents can destroy your permanents.

Awakening / seedborn muse + Tidal Barracuda / leyline of anticipation can get you started on skipping your turns with zero downside. You can play kenrith and start drawing cards without using your turn too. Awakening + Tidal Barracuda especially changes the game completely for everyone on the table and forces everyone to play into your gimmick.

If you have {1}{U} or {1}{G}{G} untapped mana, and you're skipping your turn forever but you're drawing a lot of cards, and you have no way of generating mana. You can start playing your cards again by using playing a pact card + An offer you can't refuse (to change {1}{U} into {1}{G}{G}) then you cast crop rotation to get a emergence zone (or if emergence zone is in you hand, you can use growth spiral or alchemist's refuge instead). Use emergence zone to play burgeoning at instant speed and now you can start generating mana again.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	6 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 62 - 3 Rares 19 - 8 Uncommons 6 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Angel Warrior 4/4 W, Copy Clone, Gold, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure
Based on	Play Less refine Telph EDH