Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Modern Budget GU (Simic) Theme/Gimmick

Aefinn

Creature (2)

• 2x Emrakul, the Aeons Torn

Land (23)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 7x Forest
• 4x Hinterland Harbor
• 9x Island
• 2x Khalni Garden

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Awakening Zone

Artifact (4)

• 4x Proteus Staff

Instant (10)

• 3x Mana Leak
• 3x Spell Pierce
• 4x Sprout

Sorcery (17)

• 2x Explore
• 2x Gitaxian Probe
• 4x Growth Spasm
• 4x Polymorph
• 2x Rampant Growth
• 3x See Beyond

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Swan Song

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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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Yeah, I know. There are plenty of polymorph decks out there, but this is my take on it.

1. Use Growth Spasm, Awakening Zone , Sprout or Khalni Garden to generate a token.
2. Use Polymorph or Proteus Staff
3. ???
4. Profit!

• Fabricate for Proteus Staff
• Rampant Growth and Growth Spasm for lands

Mana Leak and Spell Pierce for extra protection. Helping you stay alive before flying spaghetti monster makes its debut.

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I tried to keep this . Emrakul, the Aeons Torn is very expensive so if you want to make this really cheap, you could always use Blightsteel Colossus, Progenitus , It That Betrays or even Pathrazer of Ulamog as a cheap(er) alternatives. Not as effective then, of course.

Top Ranked	Achieved #5 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 17 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G
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