WOOP WOOP DAX THE SOUND OF THE POLIS

Commander / EDH* Lifegain WU (Azorius)

Aeneas

Creature (25)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Angel of Serenity
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Captain of the Watch
• 1x Colossal Whale
• 1x Draining Whelk
• 1x Ephara, God of the Polis
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Hero of Bladehold
• 1x Knight-Captain of Eos
• 1x Lavinia of the Tenth
• 1x Luminate Primordial
• 1x Medomai the Ageless
• 1x Odric, Master Tactician
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Silverblade Paladin
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sphinx of Uthuun
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x True-Name Nemesis
• 1x Void Stalker
• 1x Windborn Muse

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Nahiri, the Lithomancer

Land (37)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 13x Island
• 1x Opal Palace
• 13x Plains
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tranquil Cove

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Cradle of Vitality
• 1x Dissipation Field
• 1x Mind Unbound

Artifact (10)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Vedalken Orrery
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (9)

• 1x Aetherspouts
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Ether Well
• 1x Metamorphose
• 1x Repel
• 1x Spin into Myth
• 1x Submerge
• 1x Unexpectedly Absent
• 1x Whirlpool Whelm

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Grasp of Phantoms
• 1x Kirtar's Wrath
• 1x Oust
• 1x Terminus
• 1x Time Ebb
• 1x Wash Out
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IVGC

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Sunbond

Artifact (1)

• 1x Norn's Annex

Instant (3)

• 1x Oblation
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

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In a bid to return to my roots as a creator of the premium in Jank based decks, I present my finest creation, the mighty Jankules!

The aim of this deck is to play an early Daxos of Meletis, and use a mixture of artifact ramp and the Totally Lost clones to remove the oppositions threats and play them myself. I could have easily gone down the Voltron route with Daxos of Meletis given his natural evasion, but where's the fun in that?

Though all of the Totally Lost clones serve their purpose well here, none quite match up to Unexpectedly Absent. If you combine it with Isochron Scepter you can ensure that a player never gets a new draw ever again unless you, in your benevolence, decide to exile a card off their deck and gain some life.

There is some minor soldier tribal, just 'cause U/W.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	96
Avg. CMC	4.10
Tokens	Kor Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Stoneforged Blade