Worst EDH Ever 5 color bad stuff

Commander / EDH

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Creature (31)

• 1x Angel's Herald
• 1x Ayumi, the Last Visitor
• 1x Behemoth's Herald
• 1x Biovisionary
• 1x Bitterheart Witch
• 1x Brothers Yamazaki
• 1x Camel
• 1x Chimney Imp
• 1x Demon's Herald
• 1x Emmara Tandris
• 1x Flamekin Harbinger
• 1x General Jarkeld
• 1x Kor Spiritdancer
• 1x Lurking Automaton
• 1x Nesting Wurm
• 1x Numai Outcast
• 1x Plague Rats
• 1x Princess Lucrezia
• 1x Puresteel Paladin
• 1x Riven Turnbull
• 1x Scornful Egotist
• 1x Shadowborn Apostle
• 1x Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked
• 1x Sphinx of the Chimes
• 1x Sphinx's Herald
• 1x Squadron Hawk
• 1x Steamflogger Boss
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Taniwha
• 1x Timberpack Wolf
• 1x Wood Elemental

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Nissa Revane
• 1x Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

Land (36)

• 1x Adventurers' Guildhouse
• 1x Cathedral of Serra
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Elephant Graveyard
• 1x Hammerheim
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 2x Island
• 1x Magosi, the Waterveil
• 1x Maze's End
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Mountain Stronghold
• 1x Mouth of Ronom
• 1x Paliano, the High City
• 3x Plains
• 1x Rhystic Cave
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Seafarer's Quay
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Sliver Hive
• 1x Sorrow's Path
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Teferi's Isle
• 1x Unholy Citadel
• 1x Wintermoon Mesa
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Aysen Highway
• 1x Battle of Wits
• 1x Blizzard
• 1x Chance Encounter
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Great Wall
• 1x Hidden Path
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Pyromancer Ascension
• 1x Reality Twist
• 1x Search the City

Artifact (11)

• 1x Apocalypse Chime
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x City in a Bottle
• 1x Fractured Powerstone
• 1x Golgothian Sylex
• 1x Locket of Yesterdays
• 1x Naked Singularity
• 1x Rakalite
• 1x Rocket Launcher
• 1x Thrumming Stone
• 1x Twinning Glass

Instant (1)

• 1x Mystical Teachings

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Clarion Ultimatum
• 1x Dichotomancy
• 1x Feast of Blood
• 1x Pack Hunt
• 1x Sound the Call
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift
• 1x Three Dreams

Commander (1)

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So many things wrong this deck i dont even know where to begin. if a card looks for something i can garauntee you won't find anything.

Scion of the Ur-drago no dragons in the deck granted a case of its 5 color and that's enough could be made its here bc it has no targets

Nissa Revane no elves

Wood Elemental if it wasnt all ready garbage there are no forests in the deck

Paliano, the High City literaly doesnt do anything.

Swarmyard and Elephant Graveyard only one target for the swarmyard and its a lone Plague Rats

Biovisionary with no clones should never win you a game

Bitterheart Witch one legal target curse of misfortune which will then have no targets as its the only curse

Mystical Teachings as stated above if something looks for something you wont find it. this is the only instant or card with flash in the deck.

Riven Turnbull and Princess Lucrezia sadly these are some of the most effective cards in the deck and that being said they are exceptionally horrible

Aysen Highway and Hidden Path the only upside is there are no forests in the deck but these in case they appear at first glance to be powerfull effects they also hurt if you play that color as they will landwalk over you as much as you landwalk them. these are really really bad

Kor Spiritdancer and Three Dreams we have no auras in the deck

Feast of Blood and Blizzard and Mouth of Ronom we have no vampires or snow lands

Clarion Ultimatum seven mana maybe for a couple basics. its a sad card for edh and at my lgs we had a guy who sold cards and he had a box of bulk labeled commander and there was a bunch of these in it. pretty funny if you think about it.

Pyromancer Ascension there is no possible way in any deck to get a counter on this

Sphinx of the Chimes same as above other than relentless rats or shadowborn apostle

Chance Encounter and Battle of Wits granted no deck can win with battle of wits we can't win with chance encounter as we dont flip coins

Emmara Tandris and Intangible Virtue there are no tokens produced in this deck. even if tandris is so very very bad either way

Apocalypse Chime City in a Bottle Golgothian Sylex i'd bet these weren't played when they were standard. though these may have some use in certain match ups id imagine there 99% of the time entirely useless. be careful not to kill your Camel or General Jarkled bc it would be so upsetting if you did

Locket of Yesterdays fantastic in second sunrise decks but edh id say never usefull.

Rakalite bet you didn't know this exists well it does. seriously this is god awful

Rocket Launcher Same as above and just as horrible

Magosi, the Waterveil ive only seen 1 way to make this work in your favor and it required like 10 cards none of which are in this deck

I think you can figure out the rest or at least get the idea of how bad this deck is.

Please give me more suggestions i slightly want to build this and troll people with it

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.77
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C, Sliver 1/1 C, Wolf 1/1 G for Sound the Call