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Now without obvious bad puns that would make you cringe !

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*(Pictured: a **very** unhappy Wrenn on her way to burn Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis to the ground for stealing **her** spot as n°1 hype card of MH1)*


Good evening/morning/whatever's in between ladies and gentle lamas, I am finally back for MH1 woke me up from my deckbuilding slumber!

But let's not *delve* any further on this subject since you all came here not to hear about me, but about the hypest legendary card in the set... No, not that stupid, rotten, crumbling, food for sacrifice of Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis. I'm obviously talking about Wrenn and Six, the 2 cmc walker who shows that Tibalt wasn't bad because he was at a low cmc, but only because he was, well, Tibalt.

Modern Horizons despite what may have been said about it really deserves its name. This new set single handedly made this archetype not only playable, but viable. 1-mana cycle lands to fuel Life from the Loam or dig for Seismic Assault. We also have a free, but lower impact loam in the very cheap and oh so important Wrenn and Six as well as pinging 3 toughness creatures who would survive a Mountain thrown at their faces with Assault.

So, what's the gameplan? Basically, survive until we can achieve the Seismic Asault + Life from the Loam lock. Once achieved, it becomes very hard to win the games as it deals with walkers, creatures and eventually players themselves. There are also a few other possible locks which can be achieved with Ghost Quarter and Blast Zone in order to control the game until you can assault your opponent to death... or just yeet a 20 lands loaded Ruination Rioter to their face.


2.1.The combos

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2.2.Controling the game

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2.3.Using the cards at their full potential

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The sideboard is still a work in progress, so expect this section to be under construction for a while.

As you can see, this is quite an unconventionnal Loam deck. Most loam decks are Jund-colored for extremely potent cards like Raven's Crime, Worm Harvest (which I could run and is considered as a sideboard option for now), Thoughtseize... Or anything Jund could actually run. I've chosen to stay gruul in order to maximise the odds of actually making the gameplan work instead of diluting it with elements I care very few about when trying to win the game. This also calms the already high wonkiness of the manabase, which would become completely unreliable if a third color happened to be added to it. Triple red for Assault is much harsher than one may think.

Another important one is my decision to not run Ayula's Influence in the 60. It's too slow for most match-ups, and interaction/direct damage in more important than creatures in this format. I keep one copy in sideboard to try it out against creature-based decks, but for now it doesn't seem worth the inclusion.

I also build the deck kinda following the turbo xerox rule, considering all 8 cycle lands to be cantrips. That's why I've got 20 + 7 lands around in what would have otherwise been a 24 lands deck. ;)


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While the deck's first name wasn't the funniest of jokes by quite a margin, someone got offended (which is obviously perfectly fine) and decided to not contact me to ask me to change it, instead letting a bystander on twitter do the job in their place (which is... questionable at best but hey, got to farm that twitter karma instead of solving issues you stumble upon). Anyway, while the method was even of a lower taste than the joke itself, that doesn't mean that the core issue wasn't the deck's name, which has thus been changed to prevent people from being offended and T/O from suffering public outlash because of my poor humor.

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Revision 5 See all

(2 months ago)

+3 Arid Mesa main
-2 Blast Zone main
+2 Boseiju, Who Endures main
-3 Ghost Quarter main
Top Ranked
  • Achieved #1 position overall 5 years ago
Date added 5 years
Last updated 2 months
Exclude colors WUB
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

4 - 1 Mythic Rares

27 - 9 Rares

15 - 4 Uncommons

11 - 1 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 1.70
Tokens Bear 2/2 G, Emblem Wrenn and Six
Folders Urza artifacts, MDN Ideas, A Very Cool Modern Folder, loamloam, Noted, Modern, Modern Decks, Loam assault ideas, Modern
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