Wusses

Standard WUB (Esper)

mikeymicrophone

Creature (26)

• 1x Arbiter of the Ideal
• 4x Grim Guardian
• 4x Hypnotic Siren
• 4x Lagonna-Band Trailblazer
• 4x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 2x Phenax, God of Deception
• 1x Silent Sentinel
• 4x Underworld Coinsmith
• 2x War-Wing Siren

Land (20)

• 1x Island
• 5x Plains
• 2x Swamp
• 4x Temple of Deceit
• 4x Temple of Enlightenment
• 4x Temple of Silence

Enchantment (15)

• 2x Font of Return
• 3x Font of Vigor
• 2x Military Intelligence
• 4x Ordeal of Heliod
• 4x Ordeal of Thassa

Unknown (3)

• 3x Font of Fortune

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 4x Thassa's Devourer

Enchantment (6)

• 4x Banishing Light
• 2x Illness in the Ranks

Instant (5)

• 3x Doom Blade
• 2x Negate

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Maybeboard

Creature (16)

• 2x Aegis of the Gods
• 2x Agent of Erebos
• 2x Archangel of Thune
• 2x Bloodcrazed Hoplite
• 2x Champion of Stray Souls
• 4x Disciple of Deceit
• 2x Ephara, God of the Polis

Enchantment (8)

• 2x Chosen by Heliod
• 2x Grisly Transformation
• 2x Oracle's Insight
• 2x Sanguine Bond

Artifact (2)

• 2x Spear of Heliod

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Midnight Recovery
• 2x Worst Fears

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The basic idea is to use Grim Guardian and Underworld Coinsmith efficiently by playing multiple enchantments every turn. The Nyx-Fleece Ram, like the Guardian, has enough toughness that you should be able to turn it sideways enough times to pop the Ordeals. However, if you can get two Ordeals on a Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, they'll both pop even if it trades with a defender. No combat tricks at this point but I'd consider running Eye Gouge since everyone has Mutavault (which is a changeling).

Try to keep the constellations on the board and gain life rather than blocking - that's the plan anyway. If that doesn't work, Phenax, God of Deception can guzzle down lots of cards since all these creatures have such high toughness. If you want to make him a creature, consider keeping the Fonts and Ordeals in play to improve devotion.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 18 - 0 Rares 18 - 2 Uncommons 15 - 13 Commons
Cards	64
Avg. CMC	2.32
Based on	Font of Commons mikeymicrophone STD