Xantcha's Fuckery

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Casual Control

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Sorcery (15)

• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Fiery Confluence
• 1x Languish
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Wildfire

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Bitter Feud
• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of Shallow Graves
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Trespasser's Curse
• 1x Visions of Brutality
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x Wound Reflection

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms

Instant (13)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Murder
• 1x Necrobite
• 1x Starstorm
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Thrilling Encore
• 1x Undying Evil
• 1x Unnatural Endurance
• 1x Volcanic Offering

Land (37)

• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 11x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 16x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice

Commander (1)

Creature (12)

• 1x Archfiend of Despair
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Endbringer
• 1x Fate Unraveler
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Neheb, the Eternal
• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Sower of Discord
• 1x Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor

Artifact (10)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Heartstone
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Worn Powerstone

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Just like every other Xantcha, Sleeper Agent deck, this deck is built around making your opponents kill each other while you sit back and hopefully relax. Their are a ton of removal spells and other things in this deck that will help you relax.

Some spells that help with the massacre of your friends/opponents are Bitter Feud , Sower of Discord , and Curse of Opulence just to name a few. If these spells don't get your pals rattled up, then they must be pacifists because I'd be pissed asf. XD

Next, I'll we'll go over some cards that help protect your commander while hes under one of your boyfriends control. The first card is Undying Evil . At instant speed you can put undying on your lovely commander right before she dies so that way she comes back into play under another one of your virgins friends. Some other cards that are alike are Necrobite and Unnatural Endurance .

In addition to all the fuckery that your opponents are going through this deck also has a great supply of removals. Some are Bedevil and Hero's Downfall for either planeswalkers or creatures. And some this deck wouldn't be complete without some good ole board wipes! Some board wipes that you can use while Xantcha, Sleeper Agent is in play are Fiery Confluence , Wildfire , or Toxic Deluge . These won't kill Xantcha so if you board wipe and she is the only one who stands then she'll be able to attack your opponents freely.

Lastly some other cards that you can help your commander deflate your friends boners are Rogue's Passage for the free swing or Neheb, the Eternal for the free mana.

Unfortunately this deck isn't for me, so I'm going to be the friend that is going to have a deflating boner, feel the fuckery, and be rattled up. :D If you like this deck, go ahead and upvote it. And if you have any suggestions please comment them. Thanks!

Top Ranked	Achieved #32 position overall 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.59
Tokens	Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Gold, Survivor 1/1 R, Zombie 2/2 B